Let’s hope he’s taken the Gaws out to eat with his instahoe in Portugal and that his shark teeth are still in the box in the dinner table while he avoids Gareth Southgate’s phone calls
He’ll FaceTime Gareth from the pool…Exactly. Can’t see him hoping on a plane when he not officially withdrawn from the England squad.
Oh good plan, I might do the same!I’m going to unfollow and then re follow him to get his attention, hopefully then he appears in my bed
Also, he clearly doesn’t watch voldy’s social medias as he doesn’t even have the passwords for his own. #AccessDenied
https://giphy.com/fULCQdqWNRdM4He’ll FaceTime Gareth from the pool…
Nath will do it for you…Oh good plan, I might do the same!
I should probably change my profile picture to one where I’m not in my wedding dress… and now do I delete all the photos from the past 7 years with Mr R?!I mean he’ll probably be divorcing me by the end of the weekend anyway when all my online ill person shopping arrives
Hi Gareth
Actually Laughing out loud!Hi Gareth, all’s good here inportugalportsmouth… yes it is very sunny and my mums looking after me very well, she’s even made me pancakes
https://giphy.com/3o6Ztl7oraKm4ZJ9mw
I watched her YouTube I could never imagine her and maseNo offence judging by said insta hoe stories. That place don’t seem his thing. Can imagine him staying at a hotel that’s looks like it’s out of the 1900s. Plus the dinner by the piano with his gums pissing blood. Yep can see it now
CreasingHi Gareth, all’s good here inportugalportsmouth… yes it is very sunny and my mums looking after me very well, she’s even made me pancakes
https://giphy.com/3o6Ztl7oraKm4ZJ9mw
Bloody hell Zaza. You’ve spiced it up 100%I think it’s meI come back and all hell has broken loose
https://giphy.com/2wh8bEz8LqErxeh9yyRemember when he was sat at home shitting his panties… good times!
I know right? I come in and we’ve gone through 4 pages alreadyBloody hell Zaza. You’ve spiced it up 100%
Nath will do nothing of the kindNath will do it for you…
‘can I hear aHi Gareth
Yep I’m still not feeling right
“What all that water in the background and sun?”
Oh my mum ran me a bath and put the big light on
Yep can just imagine him and her and the two bestie talia and tessie hanging out. My brain struggling with a refollow from her meaning he in a 1900s hotel in MadeiraI can
I watched her YouTube I could never imagine her and maseshe also looks older which is a positive for FBC if it is true (which it is not)
Creasing
It’s Declan. He sounds funny because he has the flu‘can I hear ainstahoegirl there Mason?’
‘No no no, that’s just little Nath!’
Couldn’t he have taken him? I heard Nath had some new Paw Patrol armbands he wanted to try out!I know right? I come in and we’ve gone through 4 pages already
https://giphy.com/KbAbh6CbK4r5dyaZ4i
Nath will do nothing of the kindThe real reason I’ve been missing is because Mason’s fucked off to Portugal and I’ve had to babysit him
He doesn’t like Paw Patrol anymore. He was sad when they introduced Tracker and said it’s lost it’s way. He’s more into Fireman Sam and has asked Mason if he can have a ride on fire engine for ChristmasCouldn’t he have taken him? I heard Nath had some new Paw Patrol armbands he wanted to try out!
And don’t forget, also mental health problems…It’s Declan. He sounds funny because he has the flu
I’m with you there Nath, it’s gone to shit. He’ll be getting fuck all for Xmas though if he keeps stealing knickers and eating phones…He doesn’t like Paw Patrol anymore. He was sad when they introduced Tracker and said it’s lost it’s way. He’s more into Fireman Sam and has asked Mason if he can have a ride on fire engine for Christmas
Bethany spending her time on holiday working harder than the ccs to get the rumour goingI’ve snapped. “Fan account has said well he been quiet on IG last few days which is a coincidence considering she been in Portugal last few days” I’ve replied maybe little nath has eaten his phone. She baffled
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