Mason Mount #38 Just say ur parents aren’t letting you go to the training ground and move on x

[GGina]

“You will be with them by the end of November” before a judge

Imagine Benjamin and his Kylie clone facing you in court 'well obviously I didn't get her pregnant your honour that would ruin her BBL'

 

[keylimepie]

Let’s hope he’s taken the Gaws out to eat with his instahoe in Portugal and that his shark teeth are still in the box in the dinner table while he avoids Gareth Southgate’s phone calls

 

[jflurker93]

These girls have an imagination that knows no bounds. The way they try to link stuff that doesn't make any sense is astonishing.



The best part is them thinking a football player is going to stop playing games for a quick fuck with an instahoe, they can do (probably most do) every week without any problem!

But how do you think he got the limb eating gonorrhea ?

 

[jflurker93]

Ok so winter wonderland fic ?

Brattwurst (i’m sure i can sneak a joke in)
waltzers
ice skating
market stalls
churros / crepes or something

 

[calmyourritas]

I’ll go and take my Dec loving elsewhere

 

[Rodney2208]

Has a follow from an insta hoe come up with him being in Portugal

This is all ridiculous - we’ll ignore the fact that technically he’s not pulled out of the England Squad

 

[jflurker93]

I’ve made a fake instagram photo caption for the fic

Dedication

 

[Geexoxo]

He can’t he’s in Portugal x

If I unfollow him and re follow him do you think he’ll
see my dm saying to get the next flight back?

 

[jflurker93]

How are you feeling today @jflurker93 ?

I've realised that I totally forgot Germany play tonight fascinating match. Only for those who feel very patriotic or massively bored

I don’t feel as groggy and my headache seems to be going but still feeling dizzy, even when I’m lay down
My friends dropping me some lateral flows off later as I know it can be a sign of covid, but I also read online last night thst people have been feeling dizzy a week after the moderna so god knows.

My other friends just sent me this too… so now even my friends friends are fully aware of my obsession with Mase!

 

[kelseyk997]

Wtf is going on?

An extremely dry spell it seems

 

[Smca53]

Ok I’ve watched the video another 5000 times and shown it to people I work with. I think it’s the confidence the fact he a) still thinks he looks as good as ever b) knows that people would pay big money for his manly teeth and c) this is actual mason content, not just at training but him, a bit more raw. More of this please mase!!

also, the little slurpyslurp kills me every.single.time

I love that his first thought, even when totally off his face, was that he could make money for charity from it love you Mase, what a man

 

[SmoochL]

Morning FBC!
I'm alone in the office this morning, and am wisely using the time till my colleague arrives to watch the video 100 times with top volume and giggling like a schoolgirl.
Am I in too deep If I didn't get the ick with the drooling Tiktok? If it's possible I'm even more attracted to him now. Can't wait for part 2, I think even if he posts video while in the toilet I won't get the ick. I obviously need help.

Again, I've missed Mase's top Tiktok content while hanging out with friends. I should really evaluate my social life, I'm missing so much while being away from my phone. Luckily I don't have a boyfriend or he'll feel neglected. Or lucky given the amount of smut I'm reading.

 

[GGina]

No Mason and Dec England camp content

 

[jade1818]

Yeah but if I share photos I might get thrown out

no u won’t we can get through this together I’ve said I’ll shag madders in here

 

[PunkRocker]

You better get your tree put up this weekend so you can hang it up straight away!
Has Mr P seen it yet?

I'm very tempted but it goes against everything I stand for NOT UNTIL DECEMBER!!
Yes, he shook his head like I was the saddest bastard in the world and said 'For fuck's sake'

 

[kria]

Happy Wednesday!!
For once, I was happy the alarm woke me up because I was having a horrible nightmare. So hey, the day can only get better

Were you being attacked by a half great white, half Mase hybrid?

 

[keylimepie]

Can’t wait how you sum up that shitshow this morning

I’m chief shit stirrer with a small vagina remember

 

[kria]

I'm very tempted but it goes against everything I stand for NOT UNTIL DECEMBER!!
Yes, he shook his head like I was the saddest bastard in the world and said 'For fuck's sake'

Just wear it on a chain around your neck until then…

 

[SmoochL]

There’s more chance he’s sat in my front room than being in Portugal

So that's why you've been away from this thread!?

 

[Tabbytiger]

Yeah she is lovely I wish I looked like her when I go with no make up on, I feel like such a sloth.

We spent one appointment her asking me about my job or what I wanted to do and was giving me loads of business ideas.

Test is done, 30 mins wait time.
Wish it was Mason that just tickled my tonsils and not a swab but, cest la vie.

That’s so cute!
I legit want to do what she does I do have some other beauty qualifications (not that I use them atm other than on myself!) but it’s all planned out that I’ll train once I’ve given Mr TT kids and milked my workplace’s generous maternity package

Then ideally I’ll bag a footballer too I can dream?
Holla @ me Mason