Mason Mount #38 Just say ur parents aren’t letting you go to the training ground and move on x

[StephenTJackson]

what’s going on this afternoon!? This is a shambles. Has Dec got sympathy pains?! Or is he really going round to look after Mase with Five Guys?! Is there something in the Surrey water, we are all illl at the same time!

I’m going back to bed.

He's got to go look after his husband. Make sure that the only thing Mason swallows whole is Declan's dick, not a whole burger.

 

[Tabbytiger]

 

[jflurker93]

She’s really pretty, I’ve only ever seen her with no makeup on too. And she’s so lovely, I was scared when I first went a few years back as a lot of beauticians can be right bitches can’t they but she’s so nice.

My brother also knows where he lives, he’s worked on his house

I’m about to go breaking bad and do my lateral flow now my friend has finally dropped it off

 

[calmyourritas]

I think it was the bright red seatbelt that threw me

 

[keylimepie]

What the hell has gone on this morning

I think it’s me I come back and all hell has broken loose

 

[Smca53]

Never forget

 

[irishgal2013]

Ok I give up. Thanks to the insta hoe I’ve got that fan page back in my dms thinking he might of gone to Portugal with Bethany.

 

[nellyloz123]

I need to see the whole video debs filmed, I don’t care if it’s an hour long.

I’d mush him a five guys up, when he moves to watching himself in the mirror pretending to eat one

I love that Debs was talking to him like he’s 5. Still her lil baby

 

[kria]

Morning all, I’m off to fill my baguette bag with bacon. Have a nice day

Is it just me or is ‘baguette bag’ also starting to sound like a euphemism? Especially when you say you’re gonna fill it with bacon…

 

[Smca53]

I dont even know why I have chilly its mostly JG and JS. Wait yess I do because he has a fat cock

It sounds like your priorities are in order tbh

 

[Scuffed]

Yes I’ve got Mr Suder here- who is not Mason, neither is he John or even ruder he is not Dom

Mr Scuffed isn’t even Mr Walker! How rude is that

 

[jflurker93]

What is it with these teens?
You’re in a stadium and it’s a bit of rain
(it rains 365 days of the year here in Manchester)

That baguette bag is what the teens would think I’m referring to if I wrote ham wallet into one of the smuts

 

[kria]

If anyone wondering why the teens of this generation are f ucked. My interact with one proves this. She thought I was telling her to numb her mouth

I have a teen - I really hope she’s not that much of a dipshit!

 

[Smca53]

I’m 3 months older than Lukaku, I nearly choked and I mean literally choked when I found out. Thought he was well in his 30s

OMG LUKAKU IS YOUNGER THAN ME WTF SHUT UP

 

[QueenL]

These girls have an imagination that knows no bounds. The way they try to link stuff that doesn't make any sense is astonishing.



The best part is them thinking a football player is going to stop playing games for a quick fuck with an instahoe, they can do that (probably most do) every week without any problem!

 

[GGina]

It’s been so long I can’t even remember who this thread is about?? Mason who??

 

[kria]

PART 2

 

[kria]

It’s been so long I can’t even remember who this thread is about?? Mason who??

 

[jade1818]

I miss you dropping in with gems like this

I pop in now again when I find good pics

Any of the chilly girls in here noticed his got a fat one

 

[Smca53]

What I’ve learned from this is that Cobham is one hard paper round wtf

Maybe that’s why Mase had such a quick glow up