Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Fatty11]

I hate this show because it’s so edited you don’t get context I feel like they’ve all had a sesh in the apartments and bitching has happened! They barely see eachother as couples they only see eachother at the dinner parties so they must be sneaking in eachothers rooms etc.
can’t stand April and now I can’t stand Zoe god they are all so unlikeable this year

 

[gummy-bear]

Serious question lads.. is Richie a virgin?

Surprised he hasn’t asked Lara to give him a sad handjob in his mum and dads bedroom whilst listening to a cd of his ‘band’ for yes week

 

[Kas01980]

anyone else craving the scandlelousness of Ines and the hell hound that was Olivia? FUCK I hated her, but she was TV gold

 

[Kas01980]

Chanita is so pure, she seems like she doesn’t have a bad bone in her body. I love her

Love her laugh as well

 

[Dogtanian]

I was just thinking about how erotic a huge pink blancmange would be, and then her arse split!!

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Why does whitters speak like she's talking between breaths on a ventilator!

 

[noseybirdxo]

Fucking hell whats Kasia come as? She’s taking the dropping hints for sex from Kwame too far now

 

[Princess of Scots]

Looks like Lara took out that restraining order.

Give her a pass, she's just taken Wishop's cock.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

The stains down her Mr Blobby jumpsuit

 

[Jt2020]

April’s a bit sadistic

 

[Mizzdee]

Give her a pass, she's just taken Wishop's cock.

I bet it's a proper repulsive smelly little chode as well

 

[Jt2020]

Adrian is just so lovely bless his heart!

 

[Kas01980]

Slutty Mr Blobby is too much

Didn't think I'd ever see "slutty" and "Mr Blobby" in the same sentence

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I can see Richie keeping locks of lara's hair as a keepsake by the time this episode is over.

 

[gummy-bear]

Omg Richie is such a disgusting man child

 

[Lullabella22]

Thomas is great tv. No one will ever put up with him.

 

[crispycrunch]

You can't fix a fucking fence

 

[Aussie]

Thomas is absolutely vile

 

[GossWhore]

I think he is scared of a lady in full control of her sexuality and know what she wants and needs in the bedroom

He is terrified

She will be in charge in that bedroom and shes scaring him off wanting fireworks

Nah he just likes the instagram baddie look with big boobs and bbl. And probably light skinned.

AND that's not Kasia but he needs to humble himself. He's a 41 year old podcaster.

 

[gummy-bear]

I like Richies shirt lol

It’s from pretty green. I used to date a gross man child who thought he was a mod. Fucking tragic