Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Miss Begotten]

Fucking hell. George is 40 years old and running around like a 12 year old girl in the playground.

 

[Kas01980]

Jenna's problem is everything is me me me me me

 

[aimzalicious]

LIAREEEE
BEAUTY QUEEN
FRAUD

 

[Dogtanian]

You’re right this is a MAFS thread and people shouldn’t read unless they expect spoilers

Nah. It isn't fair on people who like to follow the thread at the rate of the TV show if someone comes in and tells everyone what's going to happen. How is announcing "I've been on XYZ's instagram and it says they never made it to the final dinner party"* fair on anyone who wants to follow the TV show?
*Made this up obviously.

 

[GossWhore]

I’m bored of this vegan issue.

There's a vegan on the show? I didn't notice lol

 

[under the ivy]

Aprils on a comedown

 

[Miffy29]

Omfg she looks like she's wearing Katie Prices Eurovision outfit

 

[Polkadotsx]

Jess looked like the spit of Kelly from Misfits last night with that ponytail. I wish someone would give her a makeover.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Calling the grief card yet again

 

[aimzalicious]

Why is Duka suddenly crying, big Cam vibes

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Jess is just a walking sexual health swab.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Previous thread here

Married At First Sight UK #4 Is Jenna vegan? She hasn't mentioned it

I was at leaving drinks for someone at work and I drove so fast to get home for MAFS!!!! Havent even taken my shoes and jacket off

tattle.life

Thanks @Miss Begotten for the winning title

NO SPOILERS PLEASE

If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was
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Couples are moving in together tonight

 

[Miss Begotten]

I admire Lara tbh. She’s voiced that it’s not working but she’s really trying hard to see if it can work. I would have run away ages ago with that cringe

She’s being very kind - almost too kind and I think she’s giving him false hope. There’s more chance of Kwame developing a blancmange fixation than there is of Richie getting anywhere with Lara.

 

[9961]

Why does Whitney not understand that people have different sides to their personality

 

[Cloak]

Jenna gives me Smell from This is England vibes (not in a good way)

 

[Miss Begotten]

Has anyone managed to come up with an explanation as to what possessed Lara to let that walking ick shag her?
And Rohypnol is not an acceptable answer.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Jess looks like she's ready to go on a night out down the Strip in Magaluf

 

[Londoncailín]

She has a monthly prescription for a pessary!!!

It's called the Jessary pessary

 

[Instahunzgo]

The ixperts are about as qualified in match making as I am in carpentry. They are there for show, no substance at all. I do like them though

Jess is ugly, inside and out. She was initially attracted to Pjay until she found out what job he did. Shallow bitch - lookafter yourself it’s 2022!!

The show was edited so poorly last night, they were making out like Zoe is a bit of a bully but I think Jenna is very dismissive of Zoes feelings. They’re not well matched at all.

Adrian is such a beautiful soul, he will be good for Thomas, even if they don’t stay together as a friend I think he could be really grounding for him. Thomas clearly has a lot of trauma and he’s always on the defence I really hope he can start to reign that in. I did laugh when George had a word with him, it was like he was telling off one of his children

Kasia aka bad boss bitch is unhinged, the man doesn’t fancy you. Just deal with it.

 

[boomska]

If Kwame said “ I’ve had sex before with girls that I’ve been seening for a short time and it’s made me realise that I’ve dived in too quickly before, and I do need more and the repcrussions of having sex too much has been messy. So I want to learn and take it slow”. Nobody would bat an eyelid. That’s how he should’ve worded it.