Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

[Nadia Vulvokov]

Katie needs to get in the bin. She's 100% in love with Adrian

 

[whisperchat]

Surprised George hasn’t accused April of fancying the step dad yet

 

[Diagnosis123]

The man's got style

 

[HoGi]

SPH came in voluntarily celibate?

Sounds like it wasn't voluntary at all. Proper incel vibes

 

[Behelzabobs]

Matt was defo an Incel at some stage

Looks like he’s channeling a dodgy version of James Corden

 

[noseybirdxo]

Fucks sake not Rosie Jones. Why is she on EVERYTHING

 

[xcyber]

He really does fancy himself doesn’t he. His ugly personality shines through, so obviously he’s hiding a load of insecurities… I wouldn’t be surprised if he was bullied at school and has low self esteem

SPH is 100% that kid who got bullied at school for being a scrawny nerd and so decided to take up steroids, tattoos and strange hair to show everyone how HARD he is now. Also 100% has a micropenis.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Kwame's mates be like...

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

I don't agree that no man should comment on a woman's body. We're all humans and we can all comment on each others bodies and do. Don't make it a man woman thing. It's a judgemental thing, it's a narrow minded thing, it's a superficial thing and it's a mean thing. But it's not a man woman thing.

Plenty of women make dad bod, beer gut or man boob comments. Kasia moaned about Kwamea hight, it's human nature to rate people on looks and have preference on looks.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

I still can’t believe tv producers who exposed us to wannabe La de dah Whitney (who looked down her nose at Jess for saying she would have sex on her wedding night) with her fake posh voice, snooty eyerolls would really opt for a ridiculous crayola face roid head and act like he was the man of her dreams.
She would RUN past him in the street and hide thinking he would mug her.
scientifically a great match? Trot the fuck on. I ain’t having a bar of it

 

[whisperchat]

Zoe needs to be protected at all costs. She’s a little diamond and the only fucker in there not afraid to say how she really feels.

 

[Londoncailín]

I'm disgusted that super fibre-powered broadband face tattoo and shit stain are still in the show.

 

[WhoIsShe!]

Surprised no one is talking about SPH's potentially far right tattoos. Can absolutely believe he is a massive incel too

 

[Kas01980]

Johnathans mouth reminds me of this when he smiles

 

[calmyourritas]

Just what do these women see in Matt? I think he's really ugly and looks like he has a disease.

My friend told me yesterday she fancies him. Thought about ending the friendship there tbh

 

[Koalabear]

Yeah I think it's bs, the fact that he tried to leave the process before the home visit suggests to me he's got more to hide. He's a weirdo

 

[Diagnosis123]

Honey, I'm home!

 

[aimzalicious]

The way Thomas WHIPPED his head round to watch Adrian and George whilst munching savagely on that bread had me howling

 

[aimzalicious]

Kwame's friends look rightfully embarrassed of him

 

[houseofhoop]

Matt is not brave. He’s a cock.