Married At First Sight Australia Season 11 (E4 pace) #7 Don't get your tits in a tangle

[Miss Begotten]

How much chicken salad do I have to have to even out the wine and Easter egg?

1 forkful = 1 glass of wine + 1 Easter egg.

 

[MooBelle]

Has anyone left yet?

Natalie and Collins.

 

[me myself and karma]

1 forkful = 1 glass of wine + 1 Easter egg.

Best. Maths. EVER!

 

[MooBelle]

Natalie and Collins.

Oh and Ash and the batshit one.

 

[me myself and karma]

My memory is shocking!

 

[malibu skies]

My memory is shocking!

The brain goes in to self preservation mode to protect itself from traumatic events. Like some of the things that happen on MAFS

 

[Clovis]

Ellie and Ben first. Guess they want to throw out the trash early.

 

[Noppa]

Good get these two boring fuckers out of the way first

 

[Aussie]

Has anyone left yet?

Nat & Collins & the nutters.

 

[aimzalicious]

Alessandra looks smoking in orange!

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

If these two don't both write leave I'll flip out at the TV.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Ding ding! Speaking her trooooof

 

[mindlessness]

Love Ellie coming out with the cliche 'I'm speaking my truth'

 

[Miss Begotten]

Alright he’s an utter twit and is clearly only there to promote his podcast and bad singing, but what the duck is wrong with Ellie?
Why hasn’t she left weeks ago?

 

[Aussie]

Ben's sad sack face boils my piss!

 

[me myself and karma]

"My trooooff"

 

[malibu skies]

Gaslight and speaking my troof in the same 30 seconds? Two squares on the MAFS bingo card immediately

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Yes Mel!!

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Total wanker Benny, the girl deserves better

 

[Miss Begotten]

I love how John calls him Bin. Very apt.