A food chain!!!!! What an absolute witch. Where have they found these people?!
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Yes!! Seems like a pretty bland unassuming guy but is secretly a massive dick!
She's a bleeping bottom feeder, and Jack has all the appeal of plankton. Stupid witch
Ummm. Ellie says she doesn't want another night with Ben, like ever again, but is then at the dinner party next to him. Do they handcuff them to the set and prevent them from leaving?
Aw 23 is nothing gorgeous you will be fine . Not going to pretend I know anything about dating these days but there is nice men out here and you will find one . Probs when you least expect
Ellie reminds me of one of the older Radford girls, I think she's called Chloe.
LOL Tori’s the top of the food chain but her rat faced man still don’t wanna eat her 🫠
That episode was boring so I spent most of it watching football on my phone. Read through the thread to catch up. Hopefully the dinner party tomorrow doesn’t put us to sleep.
duck me, tomorrow's looks better, to quote poor, instantly forgotten Ash...couldn't be much worse!
Tori, you arrogant twit
Tori, you arrogant twit
He reminds me of Barry Humphrey’s - I think that’s his name , Dame Edna Everage!
Yeah I thought the sameHe reminds me of Barry Humphrey’s - I think that’s his name , Dame Edna Everage!
What a day - ended up watching late!
Here's tonight's synopsis (I'll start with the slightly controversial opinions first - not sure what's wrong with me):
It was lovely to see Sarah and Ben looking loved up and happy! (Yeah, I know
)
I think Dickie is besotted with Andrea and was like an overexcited child when he spilled on the couch. I liked that the daughter and friend were genuinely trying to help and wanted the best for their loved ones.
Now to the less controversial thoughts -
WTAF is with all the dads asking about sex?!! I had to tell my dad we've started IVF at the weekend and I wanted the ground to open under me, never been so uncomfortable in my life!! (I've been with my hubby for a decade). And it's not like IVF even involves marital intimacy!
Ben is a psychopath - just get rid of him. His acting with the song was Collins level. I really like Ellie, giving out to her about where she's from, her age and things she can't change about herself is pathetic. There isn't a wife shop! You don't get to pick out your ideal make up like a sandwich in a deli.
Overall thought the show was pretty boring.
Tori's comment at the end was infuriating. She is a real mean girl. I cannot wait for her to fall off her imaginary pedestal, that she has put herself and that knobhead on. BRING IT ON!!
PS sorry for the essay
Here's tonight's synopsis (I'll start with the slightly controversial opinions first - not sure what's wrong with me):
It was lovely to see Sarah and Ben looking loved up and happy! (Yeah, I know
) I think Dickie is besotted with Andrea and was like an overexcited child when he spilled on the couch. I liked that the daughter and friend were genuinely trying to help and wanted the best for their loved ones.
Now to the less controversial thoughts -
WTAF is with all the dads asking about sex?!! I had to tell my dad we've started IVF at the weekend and I wanted the ground to open under me, never been so uncomfortable in my life!! (I've been with my hubby for a decade). And it's not like IVF even involves marital intimacy!
Ben is a psychopath - just get rid of him. His acting with the song was Collins level. I really like Ellie, giving out to her about where she's from, her age and things she can't change about herself is pathetic. There isn't a wife shop! You don't get to pick out your ideal make up like a sandwich in a deli.
Overall thought the show was pretty boring.
Tori's comment at the end was infuriating. She is a real mean girl. I cannot wait for her to fall off her imaginary pedestal, that she has put herself and that knobhead on. BRING IT ON!!
PS sorry for the essay
Tori coming for Cassandra got me like
Sending you all the love & wishes for your IVF journeyWhat a day - ended up watching late!
Here's tonight's synopsis (I'll start with the slightly controversial opinions first - not sure what's wrong with me):
It was lovely to see Sarah and Ben looking loved up and happy! (Yeah, I know
I think Dickie is besotted with Andrea and was like an overexcited child when he spilled on the couch. I liked that the daughter and friend were genuinely trying to help and wanted the best for their loved ones.
Now to the less controversial thoughts -
WTAF is with all the dads asking about sex?!! I had to tell my dad we've started IVF at the weekend and I wanted the ground to open under me, never been so uncomfortable in my life!! (I've been with my hubby for a decade). And it's not like IVF even involves marital intimacy!
Ben is a psychopath - just get rid of him. His acting with the song was Collins level. I really like Ellie, giving out to her about where she's from, her age and things she can't change about herself is pathetic. There isn't a wife shop! You don't get to pick out your ideal make up like a sandwich in a deli.
Overall thought the show was pretty boring.
Tori's comment at the end was infuriating. She is a real mean girl. I cannot wait for her to fall off her imaginary pedestal, that she has put herself and that knobhead on. BRING IT ON!!
PS sorry for the essay
I got in late so just caught up at speed 
. Ben’s beautiful (cough) song inspired me to write one for him…
“Oh Ben Ben Ben
Out of ten I’d give you two
You know you really are delulu
If you think that you’re a catch
When you’re the second worst match
Plus you really cannot sing
And your podcast ain’t a thing
You’re not as clever as you think
And your manners really stink
Ixpert John has has enough
So Ben, it’s time to pack your stuff.
Thank you Ben Thank you Ben Thank you Ben… “
. Ben’s beautiful (cough) song inspired me to write one for him…“Oh Ben Ben Ben
Out of ten I’d give you two
You know you really are delulu
If you think that you’re a catch
When you’re the second worst match
Plus you really cannot sing
And your podcast ain’t a thing
You’re not as clever as you think
And your manners really stink
Ixpert John has has enough
So Ben, it’s time to pack your stuff.
Thank you Ben Thank you Ben Thank you Ben… “
Nobody who is on this thread will die alone, we're too bleeping funny and that makes us very attractive to good men, keep the faith! X
No need to apologise at all - I agree about the sex talk with parents I'd beWhat a day - ended up watching late!
Here's tonight's synopsis (I'll start with the slightly controversial opinions first - not sure what's wrong with me):
It was lovely to see Sarah and Ben looking loved up and happy! (Yeah, I know
I think Dickie is besotted with Andrea and was like an overexcited child when he spilled on the couch. I liked that the daughter and friend were genuinely trying to help and wanted the best for their loved ones.
Now to the less controversial thoughts -
WTAF is with all the dads asking about sex?!! I had to tell my dad we've started IVF at the weekend and I wanted the ground to open under me, never been so uncomfortable in my life!! (I've been with my hubby for a decade). And it's not like IVF even involves marital intimacy!
Ben is a psychopath - just get rid of him. His acting with the song was Collins level. I really like Ellie, giving out to her about where she's from, her age and things she can't change about herself is pathetic. There isn't a wife shop! You don't get to pick out your ideal make up like a sandwich in a deli.
Overall thought the show was pretty boring.
Tori's comment at the end was infuriating. She is a real mean girl. I cannot wait for her to fall off her imaginary pedestal, that she has put herself and that knobhead on. BRING IT ON!!
PS sorry for the essay
Wishing you all the best with your ivf journey
Well yes but after all she's been through this evening with singer/songwriter/misogynist Ben I don't think we should make her feel worse by comparing her to any of that feral family.
Omg... only beginning my catch up..... but Tim's friend Ben really is a tit stirring prick....I think he is actually jealous and wants to do anything in his power to sabotage them. Not that I'm sticking up for Sara as I'm very much on the fence about her still..... but at the same time, it's their relationship, not bens 
Well, that was boring. So bored I’ve finally managed to book my adhd assessment after not being able to focus on it for weeks
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