Married At First Sight Aus s11 (E4 pace) #10 Beware the leprechaun with a top knot that shops in the kids aisle

[Miss Begotten]

I don’t like drama.
So I’m going on a telly programme to find myself a husband.

 

[Anynamewilldome]

Oh look....... Eden's eyebrows have been multiplying again

 

[Aussie]

Are you okay?!

Yeah I'm ok love. Just Monday being a total Monday. I made a stupid error at work that took time to resolve.

 

[Offish]

Oh okay so this is just their fake argument/drama storyline to raise a bit of interest. I believe you guys 🥱

 

[MooBelle]

I actually love beetroot, but as a MAFS snack that’s bloody tragic

I have honestly reached a new low, even lower than last week's celery.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Hot girl Summer

 

[Aussie]

I’ve got salted caramel Hagen daaz, Thai sweet chilli sensations and a bottle of Pinot Grigio and I am, quite frankly, bleeping buzzed

I wish you were my neighbour!

 

[HotDawg]

I’ve got salted caramel Hagen daaz, Thai sweet chilli sensations and a bottle of Pinot Grigio and I am, quite frankly, bleeping buzzed

I’ll be over soon. I’ve got no snacks!!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I have honestly reached a new low, even lower than last week's celery.

Please have a biscuit, you’re actually making me sad.

 

[malibu skies]

Yeah I'm ok love. Just Monday being a total Monday. I made a stupid error at work that took time to resolve.

I’ve been there. Sending you love from me and Ixpert John

 

[Sonz1981]

Why are their clothes all so AWFUL?

The clothes on the MAFS women are like the ones you get on some random clothes website that pops up on facebook. Tiny strips of mandmade scratchy fabric that would cover one ass cheek on normal folk

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

You can call me a tit stirrer if you like but I would tell Tim that his "wife" is making fun of him faster than lightning. With her ex too, gross.

 

[Deb788]

I’ve been there. Sending you love from me and Ixpert John

Me too tit day stressed out and trying to recruit while short staffed
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The clothes on the MAFS women are like the ones you get on some random clothes website that pops up on facebook. Tiny strips of mandmade scratchy fabric that would cover one ass cheek on normal folk

Or slightly damp ones in the charity shop that they have washed but not dried properly and are all creased

 

[Turmeric123]

I've got a chocolate magnum, I've had a bleep of a day

 

[Deb788]

It's not worth all this drama about telling Tim ! The lights are on but no one is home! It will take a nuclear bomb to split them up now

 

[JombleWomble]

I wasn't able to watch last week so I caught up with it all over the weekend. So excited to be back live with my fellow tattlers!

I'm suspicious of where this new rumour has come from and why it wasn't revealed during the previous discussions with/about Sara. I've not warmed to Jayden at all but that ultimatum tit makes me feel for him and want him to leave. Threatening to leave if someone doesn't do things your way is (omg I can't believe how long it took me to find that emoji!)

 

[Sonz1981]

No snacks for me yet. Since MAFS insists at being on mid afternoon I’ve only just ate dinner. I had fish cake and chips. Lots of. I feel very full right now

 

[Offish]

I wish you were my neighbour!

I’ll be over soon. I’ve got no snacks!!

All of tattle welcome at casa del offish

 

[Ggxx]

I mean Eden… stop telling Jayden things seeing as he seems to think he’s a Poundland judge rinder?

 

[Aussie]

Thanks sweetheart