I am watching MAFS Australia and oh my god they are really dragging it out.
The show is 90 minutes but I can watch it in about 20.
I don't understand the experts wouldn't put people together who live nearer each other. The way this show is going, nobody is going to stick together..
The older couple at the start - she should have made it clear she wanted a Polynesian man, she would never have been happy with the guy they found for her. He made an effort with her and she just acted totally stupid. He is a realist and could see there were issues that he tried to solve, when he spoke to her about getting a different room, she didn't see there was an issue between them.
Cheryl/Jonesy - pointless. It was never going to work out. The first guy she was with "suddenly" doesn't like her when she says she isn't attracted to him (he looked like Tommy Robinson), what does she expect? She was so short with him so many times. Jonesy - looks like Fred West but thinks he is God's gift. Cheryl plays the victim all the time and it's not surprising, her dad has clearly raised her to be a brat.
Sean/Susan - boring. They would work if they lived closer together and had similar lives. She doesn't want to give up the truck driving and he doesn't want to leave the farm. Experts clearly matched them for the ratings.
Simon/Alene - he is a closed book and shows no affection, whatever affection he does show, seems like it's done for show. She only cares about appearance which is why when they had a nice couples date she could be in charge of, she basically gave him a makeover. I don't think he is serious about her at all.
Boring couple - can't remember their names, she is a 31 year old student and he is really quiet. She keeps trying to change him and get him to speak when he doesn't want to. Can't see them making it.
Twin 1 with tall man - she seems to have issues with him that are so big she cannot overcome them and then the next day, everything is fine. She blew the stripper thing way out of proportion but then was totally fine with it.
Twin 2 with short man - She does not want him. She always hams it up for the camera going on and on about how it's just a friendship and when it comes to the commitment ceremony, she is willing to give it another chance. She knows he fancies her but she does not like him that way. She is only staying because her sister is getting on well and she can't bare to be single if her sister is not
Anthony/Nadia - he is a massive control freak and gaslighter. She mistakes his gaslighting and manipulation for something else. He thinks he is such a catch when he looks like a fish with a pinched nose. Run, Nadia, run!!!