Be like bleeping Velcro with how hairy they both are
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Loved up and Lubed HAS TO BE THE NEXT THREAD TITLEBeauts, I have had a shocking morning topped off with trying to wrap some birthday presents and wrestling with a roll of pink glittery wrapping paper with them new stickers on and lobbing it across the room MM styleI am so here for this "loved up and lubed" era and I do sincerely hope whoever the 'giant handed L' is he knows he can come here it's a safe space, no judgement he will need it
(L frantically searching for Tattle on the first train out of Camborne after a night in Mitchell's clutches
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I'm getting drug and sex trafficker vibes from this booty call. The kind that's always in Tulum or Thailand, no job but always on holiday, always photographed at all night sex parties.
Im hoping for a spiral when the mystery man ghosts him
Oooooh hard launch!! broke my leg running here
When I say I ran to login here when I haven’t been active in nearly a year….
this guy is a prime example of a narcissist, posting photos of this guy, claiming he doesn’t want exposure and keeping it private then posting a story of ask me any questions
he really is something else….. I can’t wait when it’s revealed it’s actually a paid booty call 
this guy is a prime example of a narcissist, posting photos of this guy, claiming he doesn’t want exposure and keeping it private then posting a story of ask me any questions
he really is something else….. I can’t wait when it’s revealed it’s actually a paid booty call 
Not him referring to SG as his ‘last relationship’?!?! SHUT THE duck UP. This has boiled my blood beauts. How bleeping dare he.
‘Doesn’t want to be in the spotlight’
God I am all for this
a private life is a happy life!! Bring on the MMMM when he starts stalking all the guys family members.
He’s actually dangerous, I hope this poor lad hasn’t told him where he lives
Turns up at midnight and leaves early? Sounds promising doesn’t it? The fella has groomed MM for sex, snacks, sunbeds and his access to his bank account
Yes! Surely this is a male gigalo or something? Or someone from grinder? You wouldn't just turn up for a night of sex then leave in the morning, before breakfast if it was a relationship.Turns up at midnight and leaves early? Sounds promising doesn’t it? The fella has groomed MM for sex, snacks, sunbeds and his access to his bank account
I’d say he’s as mental as Marcus lol
This reads like he’s a celebrity and his partner tragically couldn’t cope with being papped everyday, or got assassinated like gianni Versace. He is such a bleeping whopper.
he’s keeping it as private as the weight loss he doesn’t talk about
Maybe this is the start of the storyline for Baby Reindeer season 2The level of 'Delulu' is insane
I hope this new bloke knows what he is getting into. I can imagine it starts off as a one night stand and then goes Baby Reindeer in a matter of weeks!
I won't have it that it's not one of these.
Otherwise the poor chap needs an urgent welfare check. Quickly.
Otherwise the poor chap needs an urgent welfare check. Quickly.
