I bet Camborne Escorts is doing a sterling trade 
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He gets them through help the aged so they can’t run away as fastI bet Camborne Escorts is doing a sterling trade
Living in LaLa land, his only partner is his right hand ! 
That film he is watching on repeat is so bleeping tit, I almost walked out the cinema!
He’s drawn a smily face on the pocket hasnt he, that’s the “boyfriend”
Bet he practices kissing on his hand
The hand can do better than Marcus.
I see fat boy slim has deleted his fb again 🥱
Hopefully means a meltdown is imminent, since no one is blowing smoke up his ass for no longer being a zeppelin
Talking of Zeppelins, have I heard right that they are opening a factory to start making them again?
I’ve just tried looking it up can’t find owt about it
I’m blaming thinking it on all my meds the sooner I’m fixed the better! My next delusional act will be shitting in a bush with items from a travel lodge wrapped around my head https://www.aerosociety.com/news/airship-resurgence/ seems I didn’t dream it
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Ooh Augustus
Where the duck is he putting all this? I am also on my weight loss & fitness 
journey and if I ate all that I'd gain about 5lbs, gym or no gym!
journey and if I ate all that I'd gain about 5lbs, gym or no gym!
Obviously no "boyfriend". He'd be stuffing his mouth with sausage if he did have one! Another lie.
shits it all out after beautWhere the duck is he putting all this? I am also on my weight loss & fitness
laxatives 
Good on Marcus keeping his new relationship private!
A private relationship is a happy one....
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The weekend is looking up already...
A private relationship is a happy one....
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Looks like I spoke too soon....Good on Marcus keeping his new relationship private!
A private relationship is a happy one....
The weekend is looking up already...
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Wonder if he's going to have (gay) sex with his mini milk tonight. In his wet dreams maybe.
Someone’s getting bummed tonightGood on Marcus keeping his new relationship private!
A private relationship is a happy one....
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Looks like I spoke too soon....
The weekend is looking up already...
I’m impressed that the pocket can get the train on its own.Good on Marcus keeping his new relationship private!
A private relationship is a happy one....
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Looks like I spoke too soon....
The weekend is looking up already...