Marcus Mitchell #7 A 30% chance of survival

[MrsPoison]

So we're supposed to just sleep tonight after reading those messages from Amy? Like it wasn't the start of a horror film?

 

[carlsberg22]

Well that seems like a firm foundation for any friendship to start off on

 

[KJ-2022]

Marcus Mitchell #8 I’m also known as Amy Jane, am I really sane?

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

My last job was the manager of a hotel in Penzance and yes I gave him a trial shift as a food runner and hired him as I thought that giving him a job would give him something positive to focus on. He accepted the job and phoned me up an hour before his first shift saying he didn't want it any more. I tryed, thats all I can do. I'm now a landlord of a pub (great for the cheap 10 pints before I jump in the car and drive home each night!) and he asked if he could come and work for me there. I'm sorry, when it comes to work I only give people one chance

Was there a misunderstanding over the job title and did he just run away with the food?

 

[MissGspoon]

"It's much to late to find. This time Ive totally lost my mind. I better eat a carvery or we will both be sorrrrry"

Waaah

All together now

‘DONT YOU WANT ME HEIDI? ‘

 

[dollycurz]

I’m home from work, flung the little one in his cot , in the bath, Britney Spears - Everytime playing, catching up from page 12.
there had better be !

 

[ContentCrunch]

Now five threads later on you’ve still got crumbs at your feet…
Success has been so cheesy for you
Been Trending tattle for the weekend top spot… but trollz can put you back down too

 

[Sominxo]

A bit off topic but for the people on the bumhole thread. Bradley weekes fx_supreme has his own thread now!

Fucking finally sick of pretending to care about Becky

 

[tuesdayaddams]

Oh ffs, just checked his last memmo beg and wow. "I would love to talk to you" hop on a live and stop charging people then ya peasant. Even better join up on here, make like ya toof and 'av it out.

 

[tuesdayaddams]

Fuck me and nend me over backwards

Till ya nose presses against the glass

 

[Mouth ache]

Tom if you don’t hurry up you’ll have blood on your hands you troll

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

I'm up to the balenciaga's off the balcony on the Becky Bumhole saga beauts.

I'm here finally, four accounts later, but lets face it, its probably only a matter of time before this account gets' too! So..... go on then guys, feel free to rip into me ;-)

People have already asked about the drink, tut

So I shall ask, was that rave as shit as it looked?

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Thread suggestion by @Blair-Waldorf , as you were beauts xx

Wow thanks beauts!!! I’ve only been an avid beaut for a couple of days so this has topped off an action packed weekend.. they do say a Sunday well spent brings a week of content cheers lads

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

I'm going to order a Memmo for my friend Tina Attle

Can't wait to hear DrinkdrivingToms story about the drink driving

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Bend me over and press my nose against the glass.

Thread title klaxon

 

[Ronniedazzler]

Do you even need uni though?

I'm beginning to question it, I reckon I could get my psychology degree on here.

 

[dirty_on_the_A30]

After lurking over these posts for a week I've had to join tonight..... you guys have had me weeing laughing and then Tom joined.... I've never been so excited!!!

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

It's just another Marcus Monday
Did he try to make Tom gay?
Is that why he ran away?
Will someone approve his account like yesterday

 

[Mothergoose666]

I thought you had sprayed fabulosa on your dinner

No wait so did I. I thought she sprayed it on her fajitas not her faJita

 

[wilson95]

I’m actually jealous of people reading these threads for the first time