Marcus Mitchell #7 A 30% chance of survival

[Brian Butterfield]

Marcus created a Facebook account under the name Amy and sent me these messages out of the blue without knowing me. Also sent some on Insta if I can try and find them. I found it amusing, didn’t really know what the duck was going on. That’s how we met.

 

[Sominxo]

The images that conjured up were too much...I need a lie down

I’m so confused is it meant to be sexy. Is it erotic horror? Is he the serial killer and not Tom?

 

[MrsPoison]

Marcus created a Facebook account under the name Amy and sent me these messages out of the blue without knowing me. Also sent some on Insta if I can try and find them. I found it amusing, didn’t really know what the duck was going on. That’s how we met.

What in borderline personality disorders name ...

 

[donttalk2me]

How on earth did you strike up a friendship after he sent you messages like that is my question. wtaf lol

Same question! What on Earth made you pursue a friendship after that? How did you find out kinky Amy was infact Marcus?

 

[carlsberg22]

Bloody hell had a deep clean left on page 25 you lot are on 33

When your on tattle my love deep cleaning has to get to duck! Come n have a look round mine if u don’t believe me

 

[daddygoose999]

Well that seems like a firm foundation for any friendship to start off on

agreed. But like I said he is troubled soul and I tried to help him how I could. Yeah sure I possible joined in on the drinking which isn’t good for him, but he just needs a good friend, he hasn’t got that certainly not any more

 

[ManlyFarmhand]

Marcus created a Facebook account under the name Amy and sent me these messages out of the blue without knowing me. Also sent some on Insta if I can try and find them. I found it amusing, didn’t really know what the duck was going on. That’s how we met.

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

So, we are all friends here now, did ya ever get that massage

 

[KJ-2022]

Do you think Marcus thinks about you sexually?

 

[potatopie]

Beauts this is the best thing I’ve ever read. I’m driving down the a30 on my jollies in Jan…I shall keep an eye out for a slow moving, roly poly missile

 

[QueenVamp88]

Till ya nose presses against the glass

A bit like marcus at the chippy window waiting for it to open

 

[elliebellieboo]

Like bleeping mousetrap!

He wants to die but is afraid to. But if he carries on that level of drink and high fat diet he’ll be dead by thirty… if he’s lucky

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Beauts, I think we need to get our thread title suggestions in now.

Feel like we could be in for a long night.

 

[WhineyWonka]

A bit off topic but for the people on the bumhole thread. Bradley weekes fx_supreme has his own thread now!

Oh yes bumhole will be empty now ..

 

[elliebellieboo]

Do you think Marcus thinks about you sexually?

Does the pope tit in the woods?

 

[daddygoose999]

Do you think Marcus thinks about you sexually?

I don’t know, he knows we were friends and that’s it. He never tried anything on with me but he knows I’m straight.

 

[Ronniedazzler]

I’m so confused is it meant to be sexy. Is it erotic horror? Is he the serial killer and not Tom?

Definitely not sexy nor erotic but gave me the heave. Either way, Marcus has the serial killer vibes after that.

 

[Underhiseye]

Marcus Mitchell #8 Free Willy and the adventures of the Budweiser bottle

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

What's the bet that after a couple of drinks they'll both be looking at tattle together, maybe even joining in

Well they have about 27 personalities between them it could run and run

 

[tuesdayaddams]

The images that conjured up were too much...I need a lie down

Don't forget to eat four times the recommended amount of cbd gummies and your filthiest Pj's beaut