Marcus Mitchell #7 A 30% chance of survival

[Cojoco]

Do you still have it? Post it if you do

Had to find it on my fb
WhatsApp wouldn't show it?
Bet I have to pay the beggy twit again for it
Let me sink a few more buds and I'm on it beaut!
I might even just leave our names there
Got feck all to hide maid xxx

 

[Mothergoose666]

Sorry guys been non stop since got the kids from school. Has toms account been authorised yet does anybody know? I hate missing time on here but also love catching up on it

 

[Cojoco]

@Cojoco you can’t mute the names either because the funniest bit about it is the way he pronounces my name

I'm on it.
duck it.

Tom's a let down.

I ain't

 

[aalmaalm]

Had to find it on my fb
WhatsApp wouldn't show it?
Bet I have to pay the beggy twit again for it
Let me sink a few more buds and I'm on it beaut!
I might even just leave our names there
Got feck all to hide maid xxx

I’ve just watched it again since you got it for me and I am HOWLING we need to share with these beauts

 

[Cojoco]

I’ve just watched it again since you got it for me and I am HOWLING we need to share with these beauts

duck it beaut!

See if I can get my following up

 

[tuesdayaddams]

Oh ffs, just checked his last memmo beg and wow. "I would love to talk to you" hop on a live and stop charging people then ya peasant. Even better join up on here, make like ya toof and 'av it out.

 

[Emz90]

I was literally strumming one out last night to the thought of tom joining.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I was literally strumming one out last night to the thought of tom joining.

Laughed so much I just bleeping spat my Bud out all over my screen.

You owe me a new MacBook, beaut!

 

[boojange]

Just saying, I have not been near Facebook for three days, just had a shout our asking if I'm OK by text! Marcuuuuus, you have cured me!

You are an ANGLE

 

[mookie1863]

Why the duck you lying, why you always lying

Charge ya phone quick beaut! tit might go down and you’re on red!

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

Just saying, I have not been near Facebook for three days, just had a shout our asking if I'm OK by text! Marcuuuuus, you have cured me!

You are an ANGLE

See its things like this when you realise it wasn't his time 🥲

 

[Crazy Horse]

Had to find it on my fb
WhatsApp wouldn't show it?
Bet I have to pay the beggy twit again for it
Let me sink a few more buds and I'm on it beaut!
I might even just leave our names there
Got feck all to hide maid xxx

Go on please do it

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Laughed so much I just bleeping spat my Bud out all over my screen.

You owe me a new MacBook, beaut!

You haven’t fake suicided enough beaut
Get the stapler out

 

[poptart95]

Pair of skanky piss heads … Wonder who paid for these drinks?! Absolutely no shame! Proper scummy pair Put them in the

 

[QueenVamp88]

Pair of skanky piss heads … Wonder who paid for these drinks?! Absolutely no shame! Proper scummy pair Put them in the

They literally boil my piss

Also does anyone else think his mam looks like sloth from ice age in that pic

 

[Blue Tick Fiend]

Evening beauts!
I’ve been lurking for a week or so, since MM informed 60k people that this was worth a look!
I couldn’t resist registering earlier after the last couple of threads. I’ve been howling with laughter whilst working from home! Needless to say that I’ve not done much work.
I had been following MM for quite a while actually and never said a bad word. Thought some of his rip of memes were quite funny still. But I couldn’t stop myself from posting last week after the Timmy Mallett post. I said his quest for validation was the problem. I guess he didn’t like that or the number or likes it attracted as I was soon blocked from Insta. I wasn’t even trying to be mean! His ‘followers’ are unfortunately enablers and are not helping. Anyway I know I am preaching to the converted here. This group is bloody brilliant!

 

[EmJ92xx]

Why the duck you lying, why you always lying

Bet he asked himself that one

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Sponging bastard riff raff

 

[Memmy]

Pair of skanky piss heads … Wonder who paid for these drinks?! Absolutely no shame! Proper scummy pair Put them in the

What kind of mother gives her suicidal kid who has just had surgery and attempted suicide a glass/glasses of alcohol. Alcohol is a depressant, newsflash. Do they just drink together to make each other feel better about their own bad habits/addictions?

 

[auntyBS]

I agree, I had my gallbladder removed also and it was exactly the same. He could have had a gall stone attack. I’m sure the wording of his mums posts weren’t synonymous with a suicide attack as well.
And I was able to go home next day and eat normally etc.

What did his mum say? I didn’t see that