Marcus Mitchell #64 Marcus finally had a toe job, but he's never had a bl*w job

[Borderline]

Can't find his insta has he been shadowbanned or something

I've searched marcusmitchelll (multiple L's) and it comes up, but not unless I put it in exactly

 

[Lucyxxxx]

As if he could give up mayo, he practically drinks it.

Mayo only has egg in it lol. I think. I was shocked as well when I found out.

 

[VC10]

The neighbours hedge……he shat in!

Hahahahaaaaa fucking hell

 

[jazzy22]

In the words of Peter Kay "lost 14 stone in a day"!! Beauts I am gonna die of boredom here if he doesn't fall off the diet wagon please can anyone recommend any juicy threads? I only read here, Sallie Axl and Aaron Chalmers/Talia Oatway

As someone else said above , Beckie Jones is your girl and also it’s going down on the Eden Harvey thread

 

[imsotired]

I'm sorry but if I had this randomly come up on my FYP and scar me, then you all have to see his old friend again as well haha!

 

[JulesC]

Whoever recommended Becki Jones (sorry, can’t find the post now), thank you. She will do until Marcus puts a couple of pounds on and has a meltdown.

Getting quite into her thread myself beaut!

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Oh yeah beauts you need to come over to Jodie

 

[VC10]

If I could turn, turn back the hands of time
I'd buy Marcus a crate of wine

Hahahahaaaaa

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I’ve been on the Katie Price thread x Think I will change my Beautiful picture of when Marcus fell in love with a beautiful crackhead Will. That love story will forever be in my thoughts it was epic. The most beautiful love story that I’ve ever seen

That fucking pic.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I've never heard this phrase before. What's an uphill gardener?

Its an insult, it means homesexual

 

[Not_A_Troll]

What have I missed?!!!!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I haven’t been on the saxenda/ozempic threads in a long time; can diabetics get it on perscription here yet? There is a lady at work who has just started taking it as recommended by her doctor and she is diabetic, i don’t know her well enough to ask if she is paying

 

[Noseybonk]

Hey beauts. I been awayyyyy (busy with new job) for nearly 3 weeks, and we are still on the same thread . He is a boring fuck now!
@ladymanc221 - for cringeness try Cleaning with Mario or Kate Hayes, and on 12th April try Katie Price to maybe see karma delivered. She’s in the bankruptcy court after dodging it 4 times and just having a month long holiday in Thailand with 11K flights.

 

[The Duchess]

Most dramatic thing that's happened on this thread is the previous thread not being locked straight away and him turning his comments off

I can think of quite dramatic things but what happened in the previous thread @Rach88 ??
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welcome back to the thread! And with your old profile pic too!
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This is so true @MrsPoison

 

[Rach88]

Created a new thread beauts

Marcus Mitchell #65 Postman Fat, Postman Fat, Postman Fat Strapped the fitbit to the cat 🎵

Thread title win by @Lucyxxxx I'd do a recap but there's not much just hope something is bubbling and he fucks it up royally for himself in some shape or form as he usually does in the end 💀 I miss his gormless foodie lives can't believe I ever complained Let's see how long it takes us to get...

tattle.life

 

[restingbtcface]

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Oh when he was in the chippy stuffing his face?! Idiot

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

He’s cheated loads not doubt.
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!!!! No doubt about it!

 

[pommynoir]

I miss them days

That looks like Croydon Lloyds

 

[pommynoir]

can I suggest a slight modification?

#65 on a subway ‘diet’ because he feels randy
Like his cats , this thread is as dead as Andy

Hahaha fucking brilliant fair play

 

[restingbtcface]

…waiting to see what’s going on