Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Even looked like an annoying cunt when he was young

That’s the last prick of a bastard Andy saw as he lay dying on the drive

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I imagine his “professional” weigh will be with the endocrinology doctor (diabetes)

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I might go for a roll down the A30 for old times sake

 

[KJ-2022]

Your big every month hun xxx

 

[Serena6112]

Thank you for the warm welcome beauts.

I had the absolute best of times throughout the earlier threads,
when there would be:
A) a Julia’s theme to an MMMM
B) an edit by Venom (the hospital walk in was a notable fave)
C) a tombstone edit
D) someone making up a song about Carcus

And that’s without bye fuckers, Tom’s £80, 4/20, cut my bowel into pieces and that’s my mum, that’s how disgusting they are.

Can’t wait to discuss the Lardy One in real time with you all.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Come dressed as your favourite Marcus era:
Knife wielding youngster, ugly cunt of a baby, Amy Jane, the Budweiser incident, TL days, the ‘I lost 5 stone from eating one grape and drinking laxative hot chocolate’, yellow-skin-alcoholic Marcus, Baddie Boo Marcus, boring AF pouting walrus/caravan hybrid, etc…

 

[spaceraider69]

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What a small cock

 

[Lizzie23]

Never thought I would ever envy Fat lad but he's got bigger tits than me. I would even put up with hairy nipples to fill a C cup. I'm raging!!

 

[Rach88]

PenisEnlargementBeaut

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Vodka and coke Boujee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i feel a sing song coming on…
just a small town boy
Living in his Marcus world
He ate his cheesy chips with a pound of salt ….
A Sidney in a smoky room….
Smell of fish and cheap perfume
She turned a trick or two for anyoneeee….

 

[boojange]

Is this going to be Marcus' next 'ORIGINAL' meme?

@Venom can you help, please?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Those 'kids' are probably the bailiffs Tom Wallace aka tattle member DaddyGoose has instructed to get him his £80 back.

 

[ladymanc221]

Clearly these weight loss tips are for benefit scroungers, dossers and toss ups!! He really has no clue about real life does he? - job, kids and an actual fucking life?! who has time to bloody nap apart from this joker and babies??

 

[LostScot82]

Hair up, tits out ...

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober

I think it would be hilarious to go out with him, watch him make a cunt of himself in real time

You know i actually die everytime i see him put his tiny hand to his face

 

[Jackbo]

Fucking fuming. What a prick honestly. He’s done nothing but SHAME Sam Smith recently and suddenly it’s everyone else with the problem.
I know you’re reading thie Marcus, FUCK OFF with your double standards you absolute prick of a bastard. HOW DARE YOU

 

[loveulongtime0]

That video has finished me off, when he turns to the side he’s just so flat??? Like a fucking ironing board. Sid must’ve left him lying on his back for his entire childhood

 

[Venom]

The best video ever created. I could watch it on repeat. Even turned off footballers wives to cast it to my TV so I could see it in HD

I'm putting it on the wiki

 

[Ambrosie]

Every time this adverts comes on, it makes me think that this is what Marcus would have looked like when he was a kid. (No offence whatsoever to the child, it’s Marcus I dislike!)

 

[Venom]

Don't worry beauts, the diet was the catalyst last time for the travel lodge meltdowns, history will repeat itself, all he's got to do is get jealous of someone with a McDonald's and it will Round 2
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He may "lose" some weight *sniff sniff* but he still looks like and interbred hillbilly, won't get a man i don't think, fat cunt.