Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

[Lucyxxxx]

Can't believe he actually lived in the hotel. As if all that happened lmaooooo. Imagine being that poor manager going about your job, yeah you get the likes of Will fine. Then Marcus comes along and all this weird shit keeps happening and your having to refund angry customers, police raiding the place every other day and your kids are watching it all unfold in real time on the Internet lmao.

 

[JulesC]

No. When it's me, rest assured there will be no doubt.

Lucy: CAN’T BLOCK ME IN REAL LIFE MARCUS!

Marcus: Let me tell you a little story about a man called Andy…

 

[pommynoir]

welcome beaut, I highly reccomend this compilation by our own @KJ-2022, he name it "something marcus"

The best video ever created. I could watch it on repeat. Even turned off footballers wives to cast it to my TV so I could see it in HD

 

[KJ-2022]

SID-erton

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Can't get over his middle name being Lisle.

 

[MrsPoison]

Any Beauts going to see Magic Mike live?

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Toe toe wherever you may be
I am the lord of the gangrene

 

[VC10]

Wouldn't they have just sent him to a chiropodist if he had no underlying health issues? Idk if they remove gammy toe nails?

It's serious so I think it'll be the clinic or hospital for him. Imagine him on a hospital gurney , they won't be able to hold it back if its on a slope, it'll be like Carry On Doctor all over again

 

[KJ-2022]

Right, who's horny Beauts?
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Not my proudest wank beaut

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Nice little day out for Marcus

 

[Venom]

I’ve booked a night away with will xo

 

[HeyBabes]

Pretty sure he’s been on this carousel of “sorting myself out” for a very long time, nothing ever improves, he’s just getting bigger and bigger, only difference is his views are way down cos he’s a boring bastard nowadays

 

[elliebellieboo]

Can confirm he’s not donated to ManDown, the cunt

 

[Venom]

Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober

think you've drunk too much of the kool aid tbh beaut

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I reckon that step counter has been attached to the cat

Or his arm as he does his daily 5 masturbations.

 

[JulesC]

I’m going to steal a travelodge bed runner, put it on my head and go and buy booze

 

[Lucyxxxx]

You know on the Titanic when Rose spots the lifeboat and says come back, come back. Thats me when I think of the TL days.

 

[Rach88]

When I say I HOWLEDD

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Thinks it’s a sign he’s been walking too much, no just a sign that they cost a quid from Turkey

 

[HeyBabes]

I’m having a Maccy D’s with spicy nuggets, going home to destroy my toilet, then chuck a bottle of coke against the wall