How he REALLY got home
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Oh god, I can’t breatheHow he REALLY got home![]()
Omg your greatest work yet beaut. I can’t handle itHow he REALLY got home![]()
Me when faced with piles of washing, dishes in the sink and general adult life
1st class as always beaut made my day at work more bareableHow he REALLY got home
I heard the stranger say he’s got a sore back in a accusing type of tone beautIn a nutshell
Marcus got on the vodka at his homeless accommodation
He started crying and mentioning how 2021 was his best year and he met someone who he loved / love of his life
Went to meet his friends in the park and started screaming their names rather than ring them
Went for pre drinks and started acting like the Yorkshire ripper and asking everyone their ages
Pretended he was leaving however we are under the impression he went to pick up drugs
Ended up out local gurning and not concerning with his tongue looking like a lizard / washing machine hybrid about to have a medical emergency
Got in a party taxi which he didn’t pay for and kept repeating he hadn’t paid his way instead of actually paying his way
Wandered off on his own to a pub and pissed off the dj
Met up with his friends and then soon left them
Appeared live crying he was a dosser and a toss up saying he was going to sleep rough
Went and got cheesy chips and cried some more
Started on strangers who took the piss out of him for live streaming
Loitered around a bus station complaining about the cost of living
I then fell asleep![]()
wish there was an eye roll reaction lolduck off hahahaha
Wow he really wasn’t happy with those head creeps!the clip of him arguing with those lads