They normally let ANYONE inYou know your life has turned to absolute tit when you have been barred from Wetherspoons
Fancy being BARRED from them
Marcus Mitchell #53 Marcus is a murderer say it aint so Murdered Andy on his doorstep 15 yrs ago. 🥀
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Fancy being BARRED from them
I made lists like these when I was 13.
- get Tom to go out with me
- become the most popular girl in school
- get fingered in the library
How many times did he have sex
0, zero, nil, nada, oh! There's that pig
You know you are the absolute dregs of society when you get banned from spoonsYou know your life has turned to absolute tit when you have been barred from Wetherspoons
Are you setting yourself up on TikTok to make a living from gifts? We know how influential Marcus can beI’m considering starting a business, so mr p is trying to convince me to go for it at the minute. Financially we are in a position where we can afford to take risks, what with his new job, but I really miss talking to people. I WFH now as I still work in my Irish job and the one person I deal with is away on sick for two months so I’ve literally not logged on for three days and no one notices.
I would love to be getting all dressed up again and having drinks in London on a Friday instead of drinking wine in my PJs in bed on a Thursday afternoonbut this business idea I have has the potential to do well and I would never have to worry about dawdlers or cuntish rich bastards again
I hope the new job goes well! And the commute isn’t too painful!
Just a hunch beaut; but I reckon this is your favourite Marcus memeHe is still not allowed in to Wetherspoons - look at the poor old cow , hovering about sad-faced outside
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How did you guess? I’m going to film myself inhaling lasagnes and demand universes.
@pommynoir id love to be in my jammies drinking wine on a Thursday and seeing a MmMM - sounds bloody marvellous.
...spreading butter with a spoon 
is that a hack I don't know about?! 
(he's live)
Someone has just commented 'do you still take your teeth out? not seen you since your facebook days'
is that a hack I don't know about?! (he's live)
Someone has just commented 'do you still take your teeth out? not seen you since your facebook days'
Having a manky old sandwich for dinner - is the social media OG having financial problems?
I bet he is regretting not getting the bus now on Saturday nightHaving a manky old sandwich for dinner - is the social media OG having financial problems?
I'll be fair to him, sometimes a plain cheese sandwich just hits the spot
remember beauts, No matter how bad things get, it can't be worse than Marcus offering his onlyfans for FREE and still no one would give him the time of day !
I bet he is regretting not getting the bus now on Saturday night
trueI’m dead
he should use one of these to cover it
Not pointing fingers but there is a Lucy on his live sending him gifts. @Lucyxxxx that you hiding in plain sight beaut?
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I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT!!
Can confirm it's not me. Lucy is my middle name. I use my 1st name on social media lol. (Well one of my middles names)
Someone calling him Michael
I’ve never seen someone have such a difficulty before . Marcus vs a resealable bag of mature cheddar cheese
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