“Amy Jane, a crushing tale”
Marcus Mitchell #53 Marcus is a murderer say it aint so Murdered Andy on his doorstep 15 yrs ago. 🥀
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‘The Cunts of Cornwall’The ratings would go through the roof for all the wrong reasons
Possible titles -
'Wrong uns of Kernow', '
Best Benefit Cheats of Cornwall',
"The C**** of Cornwall'
'Travelodge Tales'
'The Big Goon banned from Wetherspoons,
'The reason you can't get Mayo in Spoons"
"Marcus and The Halfway House"
'The Camborne Crusher loses it'
'The tale of Beggy Mitchell'
'The Sloth, The Dosser and a Toss up'
'The Gammy Toe has to go"
'Shoving chips in his gob he won't get a job"
'Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds'
You get the jist
'Sid, Mitch and Camborne’s biggest witch'
Will literally seems not real to me, that picture of the two of them lives in my head rent free. Will looks so strange, like a character or something
I actually can’t believe the TL days happened
I don’t think they could afford the therapy bills needed for the film crew beaut
Apparently he’s looking for lip filler - how much does lip filler cost these days?!
Thought you had to be speaking directly to the person to be trolling them?
He's been looking for lip filler for years, I wouldn't worry beaut.
‘At home with The Mitchells- a look inside Broken Britain’
INBREDS INBRRDS INBREDS INBREDS!!!! Pissing myselfThe ratings would go through the roof for all the wrong reasons
Possible titles -
'Wrong uns of Kernow', '
Best Benefit Cheats of Cornwall',
"The C**** of Cornwall'
'Travelodge Tales'
'The Big Goon banned from Wetherspoons,
'The reason you can't get Mayo in Spoons"
"Marcus and The Halfway House"
'The Camborne Crusher loses it'
'The tale of Beggy Mitchell'
'The Sloth, The Dosser and a Toss up'
'The Gammy Toe has to go"
'Shoving chips in his gob he won't get a job"
'Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds'
You get the jist
any one of these would make a cracking thread title!He reminds me of gru from despicable meWill literally seems not real to me, that picture of the two of them lives in my head rent free. Will looks so strange, like a character or something
Its very aptINBREDS INBRRDS INBREDS INBREDS!!!! Pissing myself
He reminds me of gru from despicable me
I have just thought of another - 'Lads don't get too near he will try and turn you Queer' a night out with Marcus 
If he wants a fat lip he can just try strangle his dad again and hope he gets smacked in the mouth 
I see getting a job doesn’t feature on his plans by 2023
He forgot the most important one? Don't be a C***!!
Loveeeee his glow up list! Although I think this list is more likely:
Gain more weight
Pinch more memes
Argue more with Sid over who did or did not kill Andy (rip)
Get drunk on live
Gain more weight
Give the communal more bashes
Strangle dilf Rich again
Get banned from another Spoons
Gain more weight
Finally get bleeping punched in the face by someone (apart from dilf Rich)
Get banned off tik tok 28927 more times
Keep Mcds in custom
Gain more weight
Launch more household items across rooms
Cya wouldn't wanna be ya again
Mention Stephen (rip) again
Crush more bones in a non malicious way
Gain more weight
Inhale more eggs
Threaten suicide for every month of the year again
Gain more weight
Gain more weight
Pinch more memes
Argue more with Sid over who did or did not kill Andy (rip)
Get drunk on live
Gain more weight
Give the communal more bashes
Strangle dilf Rich again
Get banned from another Spoons
Gain more weight
Finally get bleeping punched in the face by someone (apart from dilf Rich)
Get banned off tik tok 28927 more times
Keep Mcds in custom
Gain more weight
Launch more household items across rooms
Cya wouldn't wanna be ya again
Mention Stephen (rip) again
Crush more bones in a non malicious way
Gain more weight
Inhale more eggs
Threaten suicide for every month of the year again
Gain more weight
We just know he won't achieve anything of this list just like he failed to get to midnight on his live last night like everything else he fails at
Where’s he going to get the money for all this? I looked at getting Invisalign and was quoted around 3k, and my teeth aren’t that bad, not like Marcus’ “thrown in his gob” teeth
He won't get far on that list without having a job (or at least heres me hoping) and what is his grand plan to slay social media in his terms hes beyond a has been people move on well at least most do but hey when he falls flat on his face again its entertainment for us so im here for it
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