A woman called Sid her heart is black
Cause her kid gave her fella a heart attack.
Cause her kid gave her fella a heart attack.
Marcus Mitchell #53 Marcus is a murderer say it aint so Murdered Andy on his doorstep 15 yrs ago. 🥀
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'a particular evil hate forum'. Oh duck off. Go strangle someone, tit and piss yourself and give a bloke a heart attack!!!
Wish channel 5 would come and do a broken Britain type doc on the Mitchell lot.
I reckon benefits Britain would be fitting for them.
Can you imagine him on The Undateables?
Join us as we follow one family struggling on the breadline. Meet Sid the sloth, mother of 2 daughters and carer for her disabled son Marcus. Watch as we show the daily struggles of caring for Marcus *camera pans to Marcus storming Sids table at spoons*, we speak to Marcus about how his vulnerabilities led him to making an OnlyFans account and hear from his doting dad how he copes with Marcus violent meltdowns *camera pans to Rich socking Marcus right in the face*.
I would pay good money to see Rich Mitch smacking the big lard right on the kisser
The ratings would go through the roof for all the wrong reasons
Possible titles -
'Wrong uns of Kernow', '
Best Benefit Cheats of Cornwall',
"The C**** of Cornwall'
'Travelodge Tales'
'The Big Goon banned from Wetherspoons,
'The reason you can't get Mayo in Spoons"
"Marcus and The Halfway House"
'The Camborne Crusher loses it'
'The tale of Beggy Mitchell'
'The Sloth, The Dosser and a Toss up'
'The Gammy Toe has to go"
'Shoving chips in his gob he won't get a job"
'Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds'
You get the jist
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He’s very quiet again today or is he active on tik tok?
Paying his respects to the Queen, he had to be told yesterday its her funeral that's why it's a Bank Holiday. That and he's at Sids getting his washing done. Hopefully will be on later.
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Never owed 12 pound in his life he said, RIP Andy sorry you're dead
Never owed 12 pound in his life he said, RIP Andy sorry you're dead
He said on his live last night hes not that sad she's died didnt know her but he respects the fact shes died or something
He didn’t know what the Bank Holiday was for lol. I suppose every day is a Bank Holiday for him though so I’m not surprised.
Can the start of the show zoom in on utterly butterly making some lovely rich Mitch toast? Whilst Marcus shouts ‘Sid that’s my mum!!!!’
#54 £52 from Truro to Camborne, home to cry and wish he was un-born
I was pissing earlier.
So I was just flicking through the Channels…
BBC1 - Queens funeral
BBC2 - Queens funeral
ITV - Queens funeral
Channel 4 - Queens funeral
Channel 5 - Ice Age 3 with Sid on an adventure
So I was just flicking through the Channels…
BBC1 - Queens funeral
BBC2 - Queens funeral
ITV - Queens funeral
Channel 4 - Queens funeral
Channel 5 - Ice Age 3 with Sid on an adventure
Was that outfit he wore on Saturday new - the elasticated waist jeans, diesel tent and non mallet trainers ?
I'm just trying to work out how much he actually spent on his "night out" ... outfit, vodka, taxi, cheesy chips, drinks in the club IF he bought any.... Considering how little time he was actually "out" for he must have blew a fortune per minute
I'm just trying to work out how much he actually spent on his "night out" ... outfit, vodka, taxi, cheesy chips, drinks in the club IF he bought any.... Considering how little time he was actually "out" for he must have blew a fortune per minute
Camborne Crusher kills meThe ratings would go through the roof for all the wrong reasons
Possible titles -
'Wrong uns of Kernow', '
Best Benefit Cheats of Cornwall',
"The C**** of Cornwall'
'Travelodge Tales'
'The Big Goon banned from Wetherspoons,
'The reason you can't get Mayo in Spoons"
"Marcus and The Halfway House"
'The Camborne Crusher loses it'
'The tale of Beggy Mitchell'
'The Sloth, The Dosser and a Toss up'
'The Gammy Toe has to go"
'Shoving chips in his gob he won't get a job"
'Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds, Inbreds'
You get the jist
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