Marcus Mitchell #50 after 7 weeks he’s on the cider - his Dad came round and gave him a shiner

[Stripper Vicar]

Doing his best meerfat at feeding time impression

note to self - if you have a clip of Marcus eating, for the love of god don’t click on the reverse or ping pong option in GIPHY s

He is looking round self conciously cos he knows he is a lonely lump who has no table manners

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Rich Mitch gave him a shiner,
Sids the local shiner,
Coats a bin liner
Letting off for Will for one liners.

 

[spidermonkey]

Doing his best meerfat at feeding time impression

note to self - if you have a clip of Marcus eating, for the love of god don’t click on the reverse or ping pong option in GIPHY s

Does he only accept gifts in the form of money or can we gift him a bra?

 

[summerfiggypudding]

The sobriety hit quite a glitch
Ending in a fight with Rich
He’s an angry drunk, is our Mitch
Bet he called his Mum, the little snitch

 

[JulesC]

went off for a bit and now I’ve sat down with a glass of wine (work is tit, don’t judge me beauts) and I see he’s still there in his tent. Turned gifts on now I see beggy - bleeping hell he’s saying shall we put 5 lions on my wish list

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Sid was in Turkey getting out her baps
Couldn't care less that her son had relapsed

 

[Instahunzgo]

Is he back in the bed sit or at Sid’s?

 

[JulesC]

Is he back in the bed sit or at Sid’s?

Still in the bed sit. He was moaning earlier that he goes mad in that little room so has to get out, which is why he’s in the pub. Says he doesn’t want to go back to his mums.

 

[alk1989]

The Mr is asking what we should do for our next date night, so tempted to turn up at tyacks (25 mins from us) and watch him in action

 

[summerfiggypudding]

What happened with crunchy locks? I feel she had so much more to offer and after being told how much Marcus loved her she was never to be seen again…

 

[spidermonkey]

I’ve not uploaded a video for ages what is the website called again beauts?

 

[Stripper Vicar]

The Mr is asking what we should do for our next date night, so tempted to turn up at tyacks (25 mins from us) and watch him in action

I think you know the answer

 

[Rach88]

What happened with crunchy locks? I feel she had so much more to offer and after being told how much Marcus loved her she was never to be seen again…

Aw I miss crunchy locks

 

[JulesC]

I’ve not uploaded a video for ages what is the website called again beauts?

Streamable beaut

 

[pinkjerboa]

TW: Close up

I’ve never seen such an oddly shaped head

 

[spidermonkey]

Streamable beaut

Thanks beaut I’ve just gone to upload it and the video didn’t save boo I only caught the last part with him fake laughing and saying tyaks is expensive but you “pay for what you get”

 

[summerfiggypudding]

Aw I miss crunchy locks

Same beaut those times when she did the v sign with her fingers and stuck her tongue through the middle will live with me forever.

 

[Borderline]

Thanks beaut I’ve just gone to upload it and the video didn’t save boo I only caught the last part with him fake laughing and saying tyaks is expensive but you “pay for what you get”

Well beaut they did go out of their way to make him a cheesey baguette even though sandwich service stopped an hour before. If that's not worth the extra dollar then no idea what is!

 

[elliebellieboo]

Eating an overpriced over mayonnaised pizza? Practically sobbing through the live, begging strangers for pennies because Sids south knickers has cut you off. Jesus, lying about being on UC, you’re not fooling anyone you overweight pubic crab

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I for one cannot wait to see what exciting things MM is going to get up to! If it’s not eating multipacks of crisps in his bedsit I might cry