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Apple In My Pie
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“A day in the life of Marcus Mitchell“
”I know what I’ll do today, I could spend this day getting a job or contributing to society in some way but… nah that’s too much effort and I’ve got ocd beauts. Instead I’ll eat crisps on live and beg other hard working people for their cash. Then I’ll dash a coke bottle up the wall, snort some Persil and fake suicide, I’m in need of a new pair of mallets. It’s such a nice day outside, I could take a walk but instead I’ll laze in bed telling my mum she should fuck her dead mum because she told me to get off of my phone. I’m sad and miserable and I can’t think of a better way to become a good happy human than to out a dead man - we had gay sex - this helps my self esteem”
Id rather be a troll than live that pathetic lump’s life.
”I know what I’ll do today, I could spend this day getting a job or contributing to society in some way but… nah that’s too much effort and I’ve got ocd beauts. Instead I’ll eat crisps on live and beg other hard working people for their cash. Then I’ll dash a coke bottle up the wall, snort some Persil and fake suicide, I’m in need of a new pair of mallets. It’s such a nice day outside, I could take a walk but instead I’ll laze in bed telling my mum she should fuck her dead mum because she told me to get off of my phone. I’m sad and miserable and I can’t think of a better way to become a good happy human than to out a dead man - we had gay sex - this helps my self esteem”
Id rather be a troll than live that pathetic lump’s life.
Stripper Vicar
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pinkjerboa
Active member
Live footage of Carcus chasing men to harassHe actually just lifted his belly up (with all his might) and said “my belly is getting huge”who is gonna break it to him? Anyone remember that advert “bellies gonna get ya” yeah that
Lucyxxxx
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A Tribe of kids who enjoy hobbies such as screaming and not sleeping
Clean nicely decorated house
A partner with a
the width and length of my foot (love him to bits) who belts my back end out with it all night longLoving pets
I can afford my smoke
Don't have white kitchen appliances
Ahh was writing this list and realised that's pretty much my lot. Lol.
*switches insta live on as I head to my local bridge*
Yesweknowyouhavekids
VIP Member
New thread title courtesy of Tobodee well done beaut
As you were all
So a quick update on our fave flubbery mustard tent
He lodged his micro cock at Sid’s house for a couple of weeks whilst she got some sun on her baggy Maggie
In that time we had many teases of a MMMM™️ until finally the eagle had landed in the form of a left hook from the beloved Rich Mitch of buttersville . He then went on the drink slightly like old times we were watching with bated breath until that old snake @daddygoose999 drunk drove himself into the live and it stopped. Since then there have been flickers of the old beanbag we used to know and love but still we wait…
As you were all
So a quick update on our fave flubbery mustard tent
He lodged his micro cock at Sid’s house for a couple of weeks whilst she got some sun on her baggy Maggie
In that time we had many teases of a MMMM™️ until finally the eagle had landed in the form of a left hook from the beloved Rich Mitch of buttersville . He then went on the drink slightly like old times we were watching with bated breath until that old snake @daddygoose999 drunk drove himself into the live and it stopped. Since then there have been flickers of the old beanbag we used to know and love but still we wait…
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BubbleDuck
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So his story yesterday where he boasted about his 4 hr lives in the pub .
So assuming he made around the same on the first live , he has made about $19 ( as tiktok take half the value ). Current exchange rate is 1usd /.84 gbp so £15.96. He bought at least 1 diet coke, at lets say £1 for ease of maths . He had a pizza (£6 according to the tyacks menu) and I think it’s safe to assume he got a fresh coke . So £8 outlay , leaving him with £7.96 profit , assuming he only ate on the first live ( when did he have the cheese sandwich?)
During the 4 hour live he effectively made £1.99 an hour . Minimum wage ( for his age) is £9.50
going to take a while to get that holiday and flat of your own there Marcus
So assuming he made around the same on the first live , he has made about $19 ( as tiktok take half the value ). Current exchange rate is 1usd /.84 gbp so £15.96. He bought at least 1 diet coke, at lets say £1 for ease of maths . He had a pizza (£6 according to the tyacks menu) and I think it’s safe to assume he got a fresh coke . So £8 outlay , leaving him with £7.96 profit , assuming he only ate on the first live ( when did he have the cheese sandwich?)
During the 4 hour live he effectively made £1.99 an hour . Minimum wage ( for his age) is £9.50
going to take a while to get that holiday and flat of your own there Marcus
