Marcus Mitchell #5 serial deleter, goujon eater, hanging out with Tom the wife beater

[Caw1982]

I had a endoscopy once, it wasn't the procedure that distressed me, it was the elderly gentleman that kept asking me if I was a belly dancer, I kept saying no. The nurse came in. He asked her if she was a belly dancer.
To this day I feel I should have just said bleeping yes...
Moral of the story..... not quite sure...
Maybe just roll with it.....
See we got back to MM eventually
tit
I'm pissed

 

[JulesC]

I had a endoscopy once, it wasn't the procedure that distressed me, it was the elderly gentleman that kept asking me if I was a belly dancer, I kept saying no. The nurse came in. He asked her if she was a belly dancer.
To this day I feel I should have just said bleeping yes...
Moral of the story..... not quite sure...
Maybe just roll with it.....
See we got back to MM eventually
tit
I'm pissed

I’m tipsy and crying laughing at this even though I understand very little of it

 

[Caw1982]

I had a endoscopy once, it wasn't the procedure that distressed me, it was the elderly gentleman that kept asking me if I was a belly dancer, I kept saying no. The nurse came in. He asked her if she was a belly dancer.
To this day I feel I should have just said bleeping yes...
Moral of the story..... not quite sure...
Maybe just roll with it.....
See we got back to MM eventually
tit
I'm pissed

Sorry wrong oscopy, it was the arse not throat camera
Bedtime

 

[Apple In My Pie]

I had a endoscopy once, it wasn't the procedure that distressed me, it was the elderly gentleman that kept asking me if I was a belly dancer, I kept saying no. The nurse came in. He asked her if she was a belly dancer.
To this day I feel I should have just said bleeping yes...
Moral of the story..... not quite sure...
Maybe just roll with it.....
See we got back to MM eventually
tit
I'm pissed

This has really tickled me

 

[MrsPoison]

There are so many negative comments on his trainer post now there's too many to screen shot.

 

[katieeleanor]

There are so many negative comments on his trainer post now there's too many to screen shot.

Because I reported the photo I can’t see it anymore or the comments . Instead of Instagram actually doing anything regarding my report they’ve just taken away my ability to view it lol

 

[Apple In My Pie]

This Is a bit off topic but naughty boy in I’m a Celebrity really reminds me of marcus

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

This Is a bit off topic but naughty boy in I’m a Celebrity really reminds me of marcus

Disagree
Carcus would have been lay on the ground crying about the flying insects and having withdrawals from butter knives

 

[JulesC]

This Is a bit off topic but naughty boy in I’m a Celebrity really reminds me of marcus

Not to derail but I haven’t watched any yet, is it worth getting into?

 

[MrsPoison]

Can we add to people he knows for the wiki: Lucy, the make up girl he hounded till she attempted suicide and there was mention of another girl he did make up with, in an earlier thread, that he racially abused.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Not to derail but I haven’t watched any yet, is it worth getting into?

Finding it dull tbh!

 

[Noseyoldcow]

I’m literally crying with laughter catching up

You literally cannot make Marcus up can you??
Now hes “resting” and hardly looking at his phone…..unless you send him free tit?? Preferably Anything he can shovel in his cake hole!

 

[katieeleanor]

Paper cut my gut on Monday
Got some freebie trainers on a Tuesday
The nhs let me down on a Wednesday
Gorged myself on junk on Thursday and on Friday Saturday and Sunday went cheese rolling Monday

I’ve been back and read this comment about 5 times now and I’m still giggling my head off

 

[Caw1982]

I’m literally crying with laughter catching up

You literally cannot make Marcus up can you??
Now hes “resting” and hardly looking at his phone…..unless you send him free tit?? Preferably Anything he can shovel in his cake hole!

Rumour has it he was offered Black Friday deal to the GC's boutique, Megan Mckennas bankrupt restaurant, Amy Childs salon for a shroomjazzle
Lucy Meck offered him a discounted body blitz membership. He told her to duck off..........

 

[Venom]

I bet the spoons number is up on his stories tomorrow night !

 

[aalmaalm]

Rumour has it he was offered Black Friday deal to the GC's boutique, Megan Mckennas bankrupt restaurant, Amy Childs salon for a shroomjazzle
Lucy Meck offered him a discounted body blitz membership. He told her to duck off..........

I forgot Megan McKenna opened a restaurant

 

[TitTwist]

Ouch, that’s got to hurt. Pity she didn’t like Blue

Or A1

 

[Hushhushxox]

Soz to be off topic but someone linked that Ashley cain thread here the other day
I went down that rabbit hole and just realised why was it mentioned on this thread but whoever it was pls relink it as it was juiccccccayyy

 

[YourMessIsMine]

Omg guys! So I'm a few months late to the Tattle Party! - New member here
Spent hours last night reading everything! Hilarious!
Unfollowed him months ago after the whole Bridge thing! Totally thought I was the only one with such anger and disgust about this guy!

I remember thinking how generally worried I was about him and then for him to be on the piss the next day asking for free drinks. Nah mate!!!
Glad I found this little venting station! He boils my piss!!!

 

[Caw1982]

Soz to be off topic but someone linked that Ashley cain thread here the other day
I went down that rabbit hole and just realised why was it mentioned on this thread but whoever it was pls relink it as it was juiccccccayyy

Them threads fly I can't keep up with them!!!

Omg guys! So I'm a few months late to the Tattle Party! - New member here
Spent hours last night reading everything! Hilarious!
Unfollowed him months ago after the whole Bridge thing! Totally thought I was the only one with such anger and disgust about this guy!

I remember thinking how generally worried I was about him and then for him to be on the piss the next day asking for free drinks. Nah mate!!!
Glad I found this little venting station! He boils my piss!!!

Welcome!!! Pull up a comfy chair. Christmas is coming it will be one hell of a ride