I just lost my coffee
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I just lost my coffee
Just caught up, he really is priceless. Back on the ads I see his latest attention seeking suicide attempt has brought some lovely new people to these threads. Cheers Marcus, I owe you a drink!
This has to be the next thread title. Absolute genius.
I see his latest This has to be the next thread title. Absolute genius.
Cut my bowel into pieces, this is my last resort
To be fair it would be a good marketing strategy as they only give to people already fit and muscley. To have someone go through a transformation from big to muscley would be a great way of promoting to a wider marketView attachment 889746Can you imagine someone being so deluded they think muscle foods would want to have Marcus Mitchellgut as a sponsor
But Marcus would be a bleeping liability
(In regards to consistent weight loss, not suicide attempts
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Oh my Christ. Muscle food ambassador. I literally cannot anymore
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OK thread title suggestion before I head off to deal with real life.
Thread #6 Marcus. The Mitchellin man.
Thread #6 Marcus. The Mitchellin man.
I genuinely think Marcus is in spoons right now and heโs literally dying (pun intended) to beg for drinks but knows heโd send even more people to Tattle if he did it so soon after he attacked his small bowel.
He might have went for his bowel, but all the tit comes out of his mouth ! gone from needing sectioning to scoffing Brownies !
Now THAT is a thread title
I think you'll find im winning the thread title at the momentJust caught up, he really is priceless. Back on the adsattention seekingsuicide attempt has brought some lovely new people to these threads. Cheers Marcus, I owe you a drink!
This has to be the next thread title. Absolute genius.
he's blocked my account that i made some scathing comments with yesterday...
Shame the FAT BASTARD cant eat the truth like he does those cakes.
you disgusting fat pig.
just my opinion beaut, donโt go rolling down any hills now because I prefer someone elseโs suggestionI think you'll find im winning the thread title at the moment
he's blocked my account that i made some scathing comments with yesterday...
Shame the FAT BASTARD cant eat the truth like he does those cakes.
you disgusting fat pig.
Some of us are stabbing our tit..... well 1 person
Ha! I'm a like behind ya.I think you'll find im winning the thread title at the moment
he's blocked my account that i made some scathing comments with yesterday...
Shame the FAT BASTARD cant eat the truth like he does those cakes.
you disgusting fat pig.
Race you to the hill!!!!
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oh its all goodjust my opinion beaut, donโt go rolling down any hills now because I prefer someone elseโs suggestion
to be honest I love the effort people go to to make them rhyme Mean trolling tattlers gave Marcus the frownies but heโs okay now heโs bagged some new trainers and brownies
Iโm rubbish at them, not even going to try this timeoh its all good
@katieeleanor just opened a bottle of wine and going to put Papa Roach on
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Corrected that for you beaut!
Had Bowel surgery, what, 2-3 days ago, but is able to shove a McDonaldโs and brownies down his gob.
After appendectomy and peritonitis I wasnโt hungry and just had soups after a few days. Light diet with fibre is required after any digestive surgery. Heโs a total liar or heโs going to have a really bad time when that rubbish hits his guts.
I feel bad for the surgical team. His liver must be huge!l from the alcohol and fat intake! Getting that out of the way to look at the โlacerationsโ mustโve been freaking difficult.
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