How is that gammy toe STILL like that 
swear it’s been months 
swear it’s been months 
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Three years according to his FacebookHow is that gammy toe STILL like that
Go live Homer, let’s see you in all your yellow glory in real time
So yesterday when he was quiet and in radio silence, what he was actually doing was plotting his next move! Covering his vast surface in a bottle of dodgy fake tan 
It looks the colour I did when I used dove holiday glow!!!So yesterday when he was quiet and in radio silence, what he was actually doing was plotting his next move! Covering his vast surface in a bottle of dodgy fake tan
Defo had a roll about in the shittest false tan about hasn’t he. Munchhausen Mitchell you are a fool.
Haha I've seen the screen shots of the ones who agreed it's liver failure.
It's clearly fake tan.
It's clearly fake tan.
He probably ordered the fake tan from Chazza's Dawsilicious tanning range, his new blue tick mate!So yesterday when he was quiet and in radio silence, what he was actually doing was plotting his next move! Covering his vast surface in a bottle of dodgy fake tan
Hahahaha
Seeing that red jelly toe this morning has turned me bastard sick. Dont worry about your yellow slabs of meat, worry about that bleeping toe beaut
If he does go. What a waste of a doctor's time.
What are they going to prescribe him, soap and water.
What are they going to prescribe him, soap and water.
Mirror mirror on the wall, whos the yellowest of them all?
He's like a fatter version of Jake Quickenden. He's always moaning there's summat wrong with him.
My lovely old piano teacher suffered liver failure (not from alcoholism) and began turning yellow, I assure you Marcus wouldn't really want that! Grow up you whinging e-beggar and be grateful you are healthy ... toe excepted
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It's like he wants to get really sick for attention then panics when he thinks it might actually be happening (it's not, but in his mind it is)
“Smells like the back of an earring”
Read this on a different thread and immediately thought of Marcus
Read this on a different thread and immediately thought of Marcus
He literally is Timmy from Viz' Spoilt Bastard!
Quickie. Would you suck Marcus' todger expired toe for £500 and a crate of fatcher?
£500 wouldn't even get me out of my house with intention of driving 4hrs south to do the deed
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