Marcus Mitchell #44 Banned from spoons it’s a situationToday I’ve had 5 masturbations

[Bewful]

He's dehydrated from all that squirting 5 times a day.

Prob where he lost the 9lbs too.

Put your todger down beaut

 

[The Duchess]

Fixed it.

we meed more of you’re imput on this thread @Tammylfc93

 

[TitTwist]

the new avatar is that
actually MM ?? dying lol

It was a glorious mock up by our very talented @Venom but yes, the face IS our king of the jiggle jiggle

 

[Venom]

my thoughts on that story

 

[elliebellieboo]

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You’ve been very generous @Venom
He’s only 5,5 lol

 

[JellyPundik]

He's going to end up a shriveled up prune, just like his teeny tadger

 

[IamMyaJ]

So basically he has googled his ‘symptoms’ and he is hinting towards dehydration…… cue another hospital trip draining our wonderful NHS

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

So basically he has googled his ‘symptoms’ and he is hinting towards dehydration…… cue another hospital trip draining our wonderful NHS

Thought that said a drip …a hospital trip for a drip on a drip

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

You’ve been very generous @Venom
He’s only 5,5 lol

I’d say 5”4 at a stretch

 

[Lucyxxxx]

So now he’s going to be anorexic for a bit. Right o

The anorexic, alcoholic, autistic, amputee.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

my thoughts on that story

I bleeping love you @Venom
This thread wouldn’t be what it is without you

 

[Venom]

I'm adding a 'claimed illnesses' part to the wiki beauts xo

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

The anorexic, alcoholic, autistic, amputee.

And remember when he though he had appendicitis, and addiction to sleeping pills
The anorexic, alcoholic, autistic, addict, amputee with appendicitis

 

[Venom]

I'm pretty sure he was saying he was bipolar as well at some point ?

 

[ContentCrunch]

We going through the alphabet are we Marcus?

Here you go love A-Z

Health A to Z

www.nhs.uk

 

[pommynoir]

I'm pretty sure he was saying he was bipolar as well at some point ?

Yeah in the good old travelodge days - remember when he got caught out googling the symptoms on a live

 

[Tellingtales]

I know beaut, whoever thought to use that song is a genius and I just HAD to do my own version

hahahaha This thread is bleeping gold

 

[The Duchess]

I'm adding a 'claimed illnesses' part to the wiki beauts xo

yes its needed… either claimed illnesses or self diagnosed illnesses either way it definitely needs to be added He will
have a 3rd wiki next week at this stage

 

[HeyBabes]

Marcus Mitchell Munchausen Meltdown.

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

He reckons he's lost 9lbs. Can't see it personally. However he says he's dehydrated, which will cause loss from water weight.
Are you OK? Have you eaten beaut?

You’ll turn into a pumpkin at midnight Marcus. What kind of question is that