Genuinely just thought I bet he doesn’t even know who Timmy Mallet is, then realised this is a completely different zeleb
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
I have this incredible vision in my head of Sid on the plane, she’s ready for take off, she’s had a few gins, she’s ready to live her best life BUT the plane can’t take off because Marcus is lying on the runway in protest, definitely pissed and definitely live and definitely with the pocket.
just spent two bleeping hours catching up on last two days. The fake TikTok is exceptionally good beauts.
I just love this so much, the amount of stupid in-jokes that are in it, we're all bleeping duying and/or deceased on this thread but to anyone else it would make absolutely zero bleeping sense
Just had an advert for Fatchers come on the telly duck YOU
I think he’s going either full meltdown or getting his tit together today.
Marcus Miracle Mitchell’s Mega Munchausen Meltdown
He's not got much of the day left to do either so best make up his mind
I have OCD and am very clean and tidy but that isn’t part of it if that makes sense? For me it is formed on compulsions after intrusive thoughts for example “if you don’t re-tie your shoe laces your family will die” so I HAVE to do it (I’m just using shoe laces as an example, can be anything) and also for me personally I have to feel “even” so if I have an itch on my right thigh that I scratch I have to itch my left thigh in the same place to feel even if that makes sense? When it is bad it is awful, you feel trapped in your own mind.
It is beaut, obsessive thoughts take over and sometimes you can end up frozen in one place.
Or he’s hanging off the landing gear
My OCD is similar to this. I’m naturally a clean and tidy person though my OCD is triggered when I go into unclean and messy places. I have many routines in my life that I have to follow perfectly every time I do them otherwise it’s not done and I have to redo. A
duck off marcus
Why does he have to do that stupid brooding look, it’s cringe
Why does he have to do that stupid brooding look, it’s cringe
He can’t even get through a slightly ruffled patch never mind a rough patchduck off marcus
Why does he have to do that stupid brooding look, it’s cringe
He's always so red. He can't even pass it off as sunburn, that'd require going outside
This!! I’m very clean and tidy and mess makes me stressed and if I’m working back to back shifts I’m planning my cleaning days which is kind of my ocd that’s manageable, but the main part of my ocd is going back five times to check things are turned off, things I’ve never even used that day then I drive off and need to go back to check I locked the doors. I’m borderline late for work and thats so stressful and makes me so anxious but no matter how early I leave I find something to make me late..oh tit I haven’t checked the oven - we haven’t used it in days. The best days are when I leave first and my chap later. Sometimes it can be driving over a bump and convince myself I hit someone. Other than that I’ve seen a speed camera and then driving back to see if its an actual speed camera and then catastrophising that I’m going to lose my license for all the speeding I did going back and forth. Sorry to derail but OCD is complex. I’m not sure he has it and I couldn’t personally sleep in that room. But he may have other tendencies or he may be jumping on a bandwagon. Again sorry to go off topic but ocd isn’t just about cleaning xx
Last edited:
The bottom teeth poking out from his little cat bumhole mouth gives me the heebie jeebies. The slack-jawed mouth breatherduck off marcus
Why does he have to do that stupid brooding look, it’s cringe
Serves him right and I doubt he’s been that ill anyway he’s more than economical with the truth 
Greasing the wheels with the beauts for a takeaway and an Asda delivery 
Coz he’sinhaled everything in sight not eaten in three days.
Coz he’s
I might be wrong but I’m sure he said his ocd was related to cleaning or contamination, I remember him mentioning how he didn’t like to sleep in hotels as other people had been in them and he hated the feeling of hair on the bedsheets or something. Which makes sense in my head as to why he couldn’t use the communal kitchen. I don’t really know why he was happy to smash those bottles or use the filthy minging bed runner as a disguise back in the TL days if that was the case though, especially the latter. I know my OCD is very themed around contamination but also myself and others e.g. if I had to wear the bed runner I would worry it was mouldy and I was ill and going to die because I’m a bad person (as an example).
The comments 
I’m gone
I’m gone
- Status