Marcus Mitchell #43 If he was anymore inbred, he’d be a sandwich

[pinkjerboa]

 

[KJ-2022]

Well done @Venom beaut

Welcome to the new thread beauts. Recap coming up shortly. But before we begin, let’s pay our respects to Thread#42

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

 

[JulesC]

A public service announcement

 

[Venom]

I had to get involved

 

[Venom]

The title of the book

The Lying, The Mitch and Head banging the wardrobe

 

[Mouth ache]

First go at a thread title


Banned from spoons it’s a situation
Today I’ve had 5 masturbations

 

[pommynoir]

 

[MrsPoison]

Let's keep it on tattle peeps, we got a warning earlier and don't want the thread closed or people banned

 

[Tellingtales]

 

[Cocochanel13]

Morning all think I’m gonna start making tombstones for every cock sucker in my life now it felt great and the website was a breeze

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I’m probs an 8 tbf

 

[Moderator]

All, keep it on tattle. Stop talking about calling somewhere / hinting about it etc. We really don't want to have to ban anyone but we can;t have behavior that risks the whole site. And this one thread keeps giving us issues.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

He’s basically Fat Bastard from Austin Powers

 

[Venom]

He does indeed look like "a fat hairy walrus" (his words), if I could photoshop some tusks on I'd do it

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Why did i read that to the tune of its raining men

Same here.
#44

Humidities rising, only got one window
According to all sources spoons is the place to go

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Morning huns

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All those empty bottles are re-filled with water I see!

I knew I'd seen Kim from somewhere before. I love her I do!

#44 Marcus Mitchell (Thread Suggestion)

Eeny Meeny Miny Mo, I've still got a manky toe, Will August be the month I go? I'm an alchy dontcha know?

 

[The A30 Roller]

New thread suggestion.

He's barred from Spoons, and that's not all, He's thrown his clothes rack at the wall

 

[spidermonkey]

I just nearly did a Carcus and peed myself when I saw who the fake TikTok is following

 

[The A30 Roller]

Thread suggestion MK2.

Marcus Mitchell the Camborne pouncer, barred from his lair by the Wetherspoon’s bouncer.