Marcus Mitchell #41 Marcus is boring don't mean to be harsh, so all us beauts have defected to Jodie Marsh

[spaceraider69]

Oh fuck of BETTY BOOK you deluded puddled woman! Blame tattle for your caravan of a son he wasn’t on tattle till the last year and I’m pretty sure he’s slated you for years on every social media outlet he has, was sectioned prior to tattle, stapled his hand stalking a bloke and tried stabbing you! Can’t push blame onto us! He didn’t come out of our uterus hahaha

 

[AngelBabes]

Good morning beautlings and happy Saturday to you all!

I think I’m in love….it’s the fag behind the ear that is giving me minge twinge.

 

[The A30 Roller]

Where are his balls??!!! Let alone the todger

He mistook them for sweet and sour pork balls from the Chinese takeaway. I’m afraid they’re history.

 

[BubbleDuck]

At this point I’m just glad it’s only a piss and he hasn’t mistaken the corner of spoons for a hedge

 

[elliebellieboo]

Has he deleted the posts off fb? The one about Sid and the nytol one?

Yep but Sid’s is still up, he must be fizzing over this
The twat will go ‘missing’ for a few to worry the beauts who hate him now and garner some sympathy

Does anyone else see a look of Heidi in Sid?

Everyone’s a bit related down that way.

 

[Venom]

when sid see's the post

 

[loveulongtime0]

How can that moron say he has “dark humour”, what Marcus says isn’t funny nor is it ‘dark’ at all. He’s picking holes in women due to his own internalised hatred and disguising it as a joke when he gets called out. It’s all ‘be kind’ when it’s about him but anyone from a minority group can be taken the piss out of with no consequences! He really is the biggest fucking wanker.

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

If you are fit enough to go to the pub everyday you are fit enough to work. A lovely lady in my local supermarket has cerabal plausy, and she is a grafter. He can’t be on disability surely, surely he’s just on normal UC. If he’s on disability it’s a fucking disgrace and a mockery of the system

 

[JulesC]

Why are all of Heidi’s jeans ripped? Does she live with Wolverine?

 

[summerfiggypudding]

The fact Heidi has gone out without a handbag and carrying around a purse and a box of fags under her arm is giving my anxiety.

 

[Tobodee]

Also. Why is he even googling ‘alcoholic memes’. Oh let me take a guess; to tell everyone he is a raging alcoholic by denying he’s an alcoholic but binge drinks every night and always wants to drink so insinuates he’s an alcoholic but he’s definitely not an alcoholic unless his family agree with him by saying they don’t think he’s alcoholic either then in that case he is 100% a raging alcoholic

 

[MissLaLaB]

I’m calling it beauts the interview is just him trolling us but on the other hand I hope he is not. He needs to see how hard people work for there money, he probably thinks Mcdz is easy stress free and as much food he can shovel down at the end of his shift far from it from what I’ve seen staff post. Imagine being a follower of Marcus and his lives, it’s been a long shift your tired and just want a quick and easy dinner so you decide on a greasy Big Mac and Milkshake. You pull up to the drive through and place your order as your happily moving along to the collect window you turn your head and what flashes before your eyes… Poop Gate, Piss Gate The vommiting, Inhaling of an egg , Not showering for days and last but not least the wiping of his dirt stained greasy ass fingers on his T-shirt which has not been washed in days. The people of Cambourne are in my thoughts and prayers if Carcus is successful in his interview.

 

[Marshallmum1982]

I dont know if this will work- scenes from Spoons tonight

 

[elliebellieboo]

Wow, amazing, wow

That’s some serious reach

 

[Apple In My Pie]

D’you know what I think though, I genuinely think he’s too thick to realise what he’s posting. He just sees viral memes and steals them without sitting back and thinking ‘how does this impact me, what will my followers think’, his single brain cell rattles around exhausted after clicking a button on his laptop. So then when people kick off he goes on the defensive cos he literally doesn’t understand why

 

[elliebellieboo]

The thought of him walrus wheezing and dripping sweat all over the place gives me the gip
Heidi must’ve got him a pity interview. Imagine the managers thinking it’ll look great to head office to have a person with disabilities on the team then realising he’s just got a lazy lying bastard instead.

 

[TurquoiseBum]

If I was sid I'd just relinquish responsibility of his money, id let him have it and wash my hands of him. Let him spend it in one day in McDonald's if he wants! Not her problem. Pissing himself in a pub for fuck sake an animal. No Sunday din dins for him today !

 

[IamMyaJ]

Next victim lined up already! View attachment 1310746

Why is he dressed like he’s just escaped Strangeways

 

[MrsPoison]

Sid's suddenly mad at tattle because we shared her holiday countdown. Not because we've been discussing her son for a year or his nudes have been on here. Mother of the year strikes again

 

[MrsPoison]

I might be old school and maybe ‘gay bars’ aren’t what they were when I went out, but if he wants to pull why not go to one?! I don’t get why he thinks perving and slobbering over clearly straight men is a normal thing to do. I feel like I can see what happened with SG did similar and took advantage when he was drunk. He’s a toxic predator!

He's not into gay men though is he? He's only into straight men who aren't into him ....