Marcus Mitchell #36 Not just any alcoholic, he’s a M&S MMMM alcoholic

[pommynoir]

how do you know this is happening have i missed this?!

I’m assuming. His 56 days have ended and he’s left the travelodge. He’s unsure where he’s going tomorrow so the council haven’t told him yet - they will have to have a meeting to tell him the next steps won’t they?

 

[Venom]

Ooh @Venom can you do a Marcus headed cyclone hitting the Premier Inn? Catching cider and maccies on its path!!

thought I'd try a gif beaut

 

[JellyPundik]

thought I'd try a gif beaut

Just imaging my life if I never found this thread and this beautiful artwork.
I shed a tear thinking about how meaningless that life would be

 

[ruerue]

thought I'd try a gif beaut

You are an absolute LEGEND 🤌

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Omg
Sweet baby Jesus

I don’t make my threats lightly.

 

[ruerue]

I don’t make my threats lightly.

Thank God someone done a screen recording beaut. Can't have you losing yourself commiting murder and shitting all over the gaff

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Oh venom will you please

 

[IamMyaJ]

INSTA ARE PROPER TAKING THE PISS NOW

 

[onithuns]

Huns stop me!!!

I'm an alcoholic clearly.

I've nailed a bottle of wine this afternoon, going to open a 2nd.
Does that warrant an intervention.
Does that qualify me for LLL to check I've eaten??
Can I beg for PayPal funds?
Can I pack up and go live in a hotel.

I can clarify.......

I've washed!!!
I've not thrown a soft drink at my wall.
I've not tit in a bush (or on the deck or AstroTurf for that matter)
I've eaten..... but not a Colin the Caterpillar!!!
The shop served me without a bed runner on my head.
I haven't done a live. Ever.......
Oh and I don't sound like a whoppee cushion when I breath.

Yes but have you pretended to head butt a wall that is the question

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

Wow when I first looked at that I thought it was one of @Venom’s masterpieces, but he really is that size. That’s really worrying for a 23 year old man.

It hasn’t even been a full day wasn’t getting drinking this morning

Can see your photo beaut!!

 

[LJX]

Can see your photo beaut!!

Oh my word and I double checked

Oh my word and I double checked

Thank u x

 

[boojange]

 

[LJX]

Sure u were drinkin this morning beaut

 

[Gingerfattie]

Going on about the ‘sweating’ ad nauseum I see. Withdrawal is a bloody medical emergency, he looks bloody fine, and as smug as ever!!

 

[tidalwave]

I don't know how he doesn't just die from the absolute cringe of walking around telling everyone he was an alcoholic, when he's obviously not, the other night. I mean, I'm still cringing for him, as you can tell.

 

[ChrisMay]

Going on about the ‘sweating’ ad nauseum I see. Withdrawal is a bloody medical emergency, he looks bloody fine, and as smug as ever!!

I wish I looked that good going sober! I had to hide for like 2 weeks, I was so unwell!

 

[Rach88]

Sure u were drinkin this morning beaut

Can't decide which photo he looks worse in

 

[boojange]

@Venom Remember the old Premier Inn advert that was a pastiche on Psycho. Lenny Henry having a shower and Lenny as Mother appears in shadow and pulls the curtain looking murderous? Can you do your thing on that, please?

Sure u were drinkin this morning beaut

He's lost three stone today too, by not eating a family size packet of crisps and a Colin the Caterpillar!

 

[spaceraider69]

How is he still showing his face online after shitting himself on a live video

 

[CossieTassles]

@Venom you are amazing.