Jesus christ today's been hideous, my hangover antics have been inspired by the big lad himself.
Got a Maccys breakie this morning to brace myself for a 90 mile drive, my energy depleting with every mile that passed. Sat waiting for a customer for 45 mins to realise I was in the wrong place we'd arranged to meet, then realise they'd cancelled on me earlier in the week.
Went to Maccys for round 2, needed to snort a line of Big Macs (great for the diet when tits been done Monday).
At the packed drive through about to order started heaving, grabbed the Maccys bag from breakie and puked into that. Ordered my food and sped home.
Now laid in the recovery position about to create a new account to be involved in the live.
I need reminding there is another person in the world thats an even bigger piece of shit than me