I don’t eat veg, oh Marcus you liarDoes anyone else think sid was getting worried cos vincent was doing so amazingly well at his diet she might lose the £200 bet, so she took him to the carvery to sabotage his attempts
also i think whoever called the diet is going to be quietly abandoned is right, straight before the carvery posts are the predictable ‘love yourself’ quotes
OMG"to the tune of the weather girls it's raining men"
Followers aren't rising
Engagement getting low
according to all sources
He's broken Sid's dildo
Because tonight for, the umpteenth time
Just about half past ten,
On FB live he's jittery
He's gonna go on the Begggggg
He's on the beg, Beggy Mitchell is on the Beg (Hey Sid)
He's gonna go out, at Weatherspoon's he's gonna get
Blotto Drunk and Crying upset
He's on the Beg, Inhaling a fried egg
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Amy Jane is always keen
God bless mother Sid, she's a single woman too
She took off to Facebook, Let us know we were slayting you
She bet £200, you could kiss the flab goodbye
But with Fried beg on Toast, the diet will soon go by
Oh, He's on the beg yeah
Wait, you've added the ' I don't eat veg' caption for us haven't you ? That's not what Vincent actually posted is it?Does anyone else think sid was getting worried cos vincent was doing so amazingly well at his diet she might lose the £200 bet, so she took him to the carvery to sabotage his attempts
also i think whoever called the diet is going to be quietly abandoned is right, straight before the carvery posts are the predictable ‘love yourself’ quotes
No it is what he’s actually posted lolWait, you've added the ' I don't eat veg' caption for us haven't you ? That's not what Vincent actually posted is it?
Nah he added it lolWait, you've added the ' I don't eat veg' caption for us haven't you ? That's not what Vincent actually posted is it?
I don't understand the lengths he goes to to pretend he doesn't eat veg, at first I thought he was ashamed to post a plate with no veg cause people would criticise him because of his weight but then you see it on his plate sometimes. If you don't eat it then just post your plate. Why does he lay it on so thick? I don't doubt his diagnosis if it was done at the Priory but it's so weird and suspicious.No it is what he’s actually posted lol
It's just so bizarre!!Everything he does is so fukin strange. Why would you post someone else’s dinner pic
Because he’s been proper greedy, and he’s lied so long about veg he’s got to keep it up now. Even though hello fresh is full of the stuff!Everything he does is so fukin strange. Why would you post someone else’s dinner pic
Probably tucked some roast potatoes and sprouts under the gunt canopy too!I don’t eat veg, oh Marcus you liar
That’s your plate heaving and splitting at the seams.
Bet he goes back for seconds too
The beef is dry as fuckMarcus fuck off with the that's my mums, my sisters, my frigging uncles next door neighbours plate posts ffs who does thatalso like to add that roast looks fucking minging
He definitely takes a Tupperware box with him.Probably tucked some roast potatoes and sprouts under the gunt canopy too!
The beef is dry as fuck
He definitely takes a Tupperware box with him.
The slop is easier to slide down
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