I read mankeys bit in trucker g's accentOmg time to imagine another convo
RING RING
PLOD-Hello this is PC Plod
MANKEY- Someones sent me a takeaway and it’s been delivered to my house, I have a 6 month old living here
PLOD-Did you enjoy it?
MANKEY- Yes But I could have eaten 2
PLOD-I will log this as a crime sir, this is very serious, not enough food for 1 Mankey belly