I think Bronte and Harrison are confused about what the show is. It's about finding a partner and working on your relationship. They seem to think it's about destroying each couple one by one, so they're the only ones left standing and are crowned the "winners".
That was thoroughly enjoyable. So glad Layton and Melinda didn’t accept any of their shit. Brontë shaking and Harrison turning tomato red because they’re fucking liars. Spineless.
I have never ever seen a scene with Alyssa thinking about Duncan, telling him how she feels about him, asking what his wants and needs are, what his past has been, how she can support him.... instead she bitches him to the girls, to the experts, to the camera...its all me me me I want I need... and this from a woman who came on a show knowing she had a child and now seems to blame Duncan for that fact. She's awful.
What a chaotic dinner party! How many times can we hear the word buttdial? Dan the man proves he's nothing but a wank. Tayla is still a horror. Evelyn is a queen. Here's your crown, gal 👑 Justice for Sandy Harrison has suddenly become Mr Morality Sorry, the title is a bit shit
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Sorry I couldnt think of/find another title!
Couples retreat recap so far:
Harrison reaches final boss-level troll mode and manages to wind absolutely everyone up - especially Melinda and Evelyn.
Tayla and Hugo still doing awfully - Orange Lindor is onto the fact that Tayla is into Bush Man
Ollie and Tahnee seemingly the only normal ones, being wholesome and feeding chickens together
Jesse and Claire finally sharing a bed... praying the intimate klaxon will sound soon