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Jesus Christ! Who put her lipstick on for her, the evil dog?
100% last week's tantrum was linked to her getting a bollocking about something. I think ASA have been in touch as some of her ads now have sarcy comments on them - 'as this is my cloth I need to mark ad'. Well yeah, that's how it works!!
Its cloff ma luvlee
Do you think so? I think she’s got a lot better at labelling ads since we had to report her so frequently, last year was it? When she got into trouble. To be fair to her she’s been pretty consistent since then, maybe the odd slip up here and there
Remember though. .
Its important that you have a really "fick" microfibre "cloff"
Its important that you have a really "fick" microfibre "cloff"
OMG you're right! Now I remember that she prefaced her tantrum with "not even sure how Instagram works" or something!
LOL that her shameless grabby ways are catching up with her. Not that it stopped her posting FIVE SEPARATE SWIPEUPS (by my count) yesterday
I said this as I noticed so much attention on the posts that were ad’s, instead of a tiny ad sign it was deliberately placed bigger or she said something about it . Wasn’t she off to see her manager as well so maybe something been said from the ads or from a company she was working with after all the environmentally friendly mixed with just being wasteful. Why is she presuming no one is using sanitiser? Just because you don’t have it sitting out on the table.
Sometimes, she comes across as someone that regrets having kids. She’s woke up hungover and her main complaint is that she still has to ferry the kids about. She complains about the mess they make which is often non-existent in a ‘normal’ persons eyes.
They twins are 18, let them get the bus or a taxi if they need to go somewhere. But Lego head would
Never let that happen because she has to be in control of absolutely everything. If I was one of her kids, I’d be counting the days away until I could escape her clutches.
They twins are 18, let them get the bus or a taxi if they need to go somewhere. But Lego head would
Never let that happen because she has to be in control of absolutely everything. If I was one of her kids, I’d be counting the days away until I could escape her clutches.
Is she really always getting asked about towels?
I suggest, holding it REALLY tight around someones neck and squeezing until no more bullshit escapes. .
I suggest, holding it REALLY tight around someones neck and squeezing until no more bullshit escapes. .
Completely agree. They’re old enough to be making their own way to work and back, why does it have to wait until they can both drive to do that? Ridiculous.
On another note Lynsey, trying to book a holiday in this country. Yes, it’s bound to be expensive if you’ve waited until now and you’re trying to find something last minute
But that’s what happens when you book a holiday abroad then tit yourself at the last minute because of Covid, get a refund and then think you’re entitled to find a holiday in the UK just sitting waiting for you when you’ve never bothered before. You’ve got a caravan, I suggest you use it.Remember though, shes bound to book something, do the finger swipey test, post/coat/slag it all off, cos she's FAAARRR too prinny to slum it anywhere less than a 5* . .Completely agree. They’re old enough to be making their own way to work and back, why does it have to wait until they can both drive to do that? Ridiculous.
On another note Lynsey, trying to book a holiday in this country. Yes, it’s bound to be expensive if you’ve waited until now and you’re trying to find something last minute
Bore off to your
Begging for a cheap break. .
You watch
Oh yes, the poor bugger who’s place she stays at is in for a bashing on SM if it’s not up to snuffRemember though, shes bound to book something, do the finger swipey test, post/coat/hag it all off, cos she's FAAARRR too prinny to slum it anywhere less than a 5* . .
Bore off to yourcaravan/holiday home
Begging for a cheap break. .
You watch
Maybe we should send an alert to Devon that she’s on her way…
Devon doesn't want her visiting. Bore off to your own caravan Lynsey.
My MIL boasts to people about her "Place on the coast". It's a caravan in a kippy rundown seaside town.Is it a caravan though?
Posh people call them "holiday homes"
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It’s the ‘reach in to turn off the camera pout’
She’s a real professional! All other instagrammers seem to be able to manage to edit that bit out of their stories, so they finish just standing upright, not our Queen of Clean I mean, can’t her daughter do this stuff for her? I thought she “brought her into the business”. If she can stop her mother making herself look like a tit then she’d definitely be adding value.
No clean sheets sunday lego hair? I dont know what to so with myself today if I'm honest wiff you
Booked a "quiet" day . . Really? 
I call bullshit . .
Hanging again more like it . .
I call bullshit . .
Hanging again more like it . .
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