Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!

[If i told you …]

Oh goodie! She’s off on holiday. We can play my favourite game of … spot the happy teenager! . Or maybe we can now play a new game … how many times does she bake herself in the sun?!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Clever bleep she is advertising she is going on holiday and potentially an empty house for burglars unless the gormless twins arent going, nothing is private in this fikk bints sad life if I'm honest wiff you

 

[Tea and Toast]

Oh goodie! She’s off on holiday. We can play my favourite game of … spot the happy teenager! . Or maybe we can now play a new game … how many times does she bake herself in the sun?!

Can I add to your bingo?
How long before she's in the supermarket "because she's LOVES the cleaning aisle on holiday"
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Clever bleep she is advertising she is going on holiday and potentially an empty house for burglars unless the gormless twins arent going, nothing is private in this fikk bints sad life if I'm honest wiff you

Watch her address this now ( Hi Lynsey!)
It'll either be The twins are at home OR so n so is staying there for Hettie Boo

 

[If i told you …]

Clever bleep she is advertising she is going on holiday and potentially an empty house for burglars unless the gormless twins arent going, nothing is private in this fikk bints sad life if I'm honest wiff you

Ah. You have forgotten she has the house wired with cameras

 

[allthefs]

Where she going ? Whst will she clean first when she gets in the room?

 

[AllieBee]

Has she remembered to pack the piss torch?

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

I’m personally looking forward to her staying completely out of the sun AND wearing a hat and high factor sunscreen, which is the standard advice for people who have had melanomas removed. Wonder if those garish cocktails she likes will taste as good when she’s not formed herself to a crisp all day?

 

[Ditzymama28]

Is she gonna rip into the housekeeping staff this time like she did at the Premier Inn?!!

 

[mammaof3]

Has the leather-faced grotbag said where she's off to then?

I think Tenerife or Fuerteventura.

And yes you do like codes.

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

The actual bleeping size of her big toe nails! They’re like roof tiles

 

[Mum3boys]

Wouldn’t fancy a kick in the shins from them bad boys , she’s like the BFG. Happy holidays witches

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

“This one” - grow up Lindsay. And so smug about the extra leg room. She’ll need it to accommodate her toe nails.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Wouldn’t fancy a kick in the shins from them bad boys , she’s like the BFG. Happy holidays witches

Nice to see she’s wearing a hat and keeping out of the sun… skin cancer forgotten for the next few weeks I see.

 

[allthefs]

I’m personally looking forward to her staying completely out of the sun AND wearing a hat and high factor sunscreen, which is the standard advice for people who have had melanomas removed. Wonder if those garish cocktails she likes will taste as good when she’s not formed herself to a crisp all day?

Bang on ! Champagne sangria

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Nice to see she’s wearing a hat and keeping out of the sun… skin cancer forgotten for the next few weeks I see.

Those spray spf are ok for a quick brust but half the spray doesn’t even go on and how do you know you have go everywhere, fake tan yeah right that’s to hid the fact that you will have a tan from sitting in the sun

 

[Donnavanessa]

Nice pair of holiday ‘slidders’

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Nice pair of holiday ‘slidders’

They're for when you don't wanna wear your TRAINNERS

 

[Shineyshine]

Ok. If she’s sitting under an umbrella in the shade, then why does she need to be wearing a bikini at all? This doesn’t look like she’s staying out of the sun to me. Factor 50 and those “day dresses” with short sleeves and low necks are not protecting her from the sun. She’s an absolute fool.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Moose

She is the gift that keeps on giving! It’s written on the bloody bottle…

I won’t believe she is fake tanning unless there is a video of it being put on. She can’t fool people into believe she isn’t out in the sun, the pictures speak for themselves. Factor 50 spray, no cover up and legs in the sun.

Say hello to skin cancer Lyns, you’re asking for it again.

 

[allthefs]

Nice pair of holiday ‘slidders’

Conversation with my doctor recently - most skin cancers on women are on the feet - exposure all summer long and possibly forgotten about and not spfd
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