Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!

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Tea and Toast

Tea and Toast

Did I just hear right?
Testing out a duster?
Had fun with it over the weekend 🤔
Like, I know her life is dull as dishwater but FUN and DUSTER should NEVER be in the same sentence if I'm honest wiff you 🤣
 
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Opinionated

What is her obsession with having an uncooked sausage on her roast dinner?? It’s not even a pig in a blanket
 
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notsuchaninstahun

notsuchaninstahun

Crusty little stuffing ball and anaemic chipolata are the culinary equivalent of her husbands man parts that she has shrivelled up in the cupboard
 
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Mum3boys

Mum3boys

it’s the funder fighs , she simply refuses to wear jeans that flatter them and instead looks like a butternut squash
 
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youare1

Holly1977 said:
Why are all of her jeans so small on her? Time to size up Lynsey!!
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Not a chance, whilst most of us buy the pair that looks good ignoring what the size label says she reminds me she would rather squeeze into a certain size rather than buy the next one up.
Does she read here? if so why would you not take it onboard some of the things we point out eg spelling, that post about cleaning your plants she states you can use mayonnaise but she is "relaxant" to try that, just take a few minutes to proof read what you are posting.
 
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DCICassieStuart

DCICassieStuart

youare1 said:
Not a chance, whilst most of us buy the pair that looks good ignoring what the size label says she reminds me she would rather squeeze into a certain size rather than buy the next one up.
Does she read here? if so why would you not take it onboard some of the things we point out eg spelling, that post about cleaning your plants she states you can use mayonnaise but she is "relaxant" to try that, just take a few minutes to proof read what you are posting.
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I think she honestly believes the word is "relaxant" and not "reluctant". Remember when she was going to be "roofless" with her cleaning? 😂
 
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lenny9

omg that slop. 🤢
and what is going on with her fake tan he palms are white, back of her hand n wrists white arms tanned ?
 
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youare1

Oh so you link a window vac that isn't the one you use but claim it's just as good🤔, I thought you always said Lynsey that you have to test first before you recommend something??? Or is it a case of let's just link any other one just to keep the money coming in from your cr@ppy links?
 
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blahfeblah

youare1 said:
Not a chance, whilst most of us buy the pair that looks good ignoring what the size label says she reminds me she would rather squeeze into a certain size rather than buy the next one up.
Does she read here? if so why would you not take it onboard some of the things we point out eg spelling, that post about cleaning your plants she states you can use mayonnaise but she is "relaxant" to try that, just take a few minutes to proof read what you are posting.
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At this stage I think she is some kind of parody and doing it all on purpose for us!
 
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