Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

[blahfeblah]

Her insta should just literally be about cleaning tips if that’s what her expertise is. I think I started following her ages ago because of a cleaning thing I saw (obvs). Food, fashion and make up is not for her. She would be sooooo less annoying then and maybe her account would run better. I don’t want to see her posing in pictures etc. Just stick to your forte. If you were a dentist you wouldn’t start doing brain surgery for example

 

[Popcorn ready]

No piss light needed at the hotel Hinch is staying in, wow I bet she is watching all this, and screaming at rib that she is the best. Hinch is a nobody I was on OCC before she was even born. WHO IS SHE !!!! WHO EVEN IS SHEEEEEE ha I can just imagine her now lol this has made my night.

 

[JG54]

Oh shut up, no one could’ve cared less if you drove yourself or not. You just want to brag that you were chauffeured about

 

[Shineyshine]

The music we’ll have to start calling her the Pink Panfer…

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Right that’s it people , the magic ! Chuck the self help books and medicine in the bin ….. one load a day will bring you inner peace !!! FFS

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Beautifully subtle bag placement on the table

Has she got a Gucci bag? I didn’t know that, wonder if she’s got a belt to match….

 

[shadow123]

What does that mean?

 

[Opinionated]

How dirty is the skirting boards and what looks like a small worm too on the floor?

It’s probably a bum worm from the devil dog dragging it’s bum across the floor

 

[Mum3boys]

She looks like some bitchy mad granny in every single one . That bikini one … was she giving rib the green light , must have been clean sheet Sunday the next day

 

[Tea and Toast]

If shes going to do these cleaning "gifts" why does she have to tell us all?
Its the same as the charity shop donations. . Just do it eh?

 

[Tea and Toast]

Anyone else seen her pathetic personal trainer wishing all the MILFS a happy mothers day?
Such a knob

 

[Shineyshine]

That weird PT calling her a milf… don’t care whether it’s in jest or not, serious red flag coming from him, he’s such a wrongun. His language around women is just so off, he’s vile.

 

[Opinionated]

Blaming Instagram for her low engagement it’s because you’re fucking useless and a fuddy duddy who hates on other women

 

[Tea and Toast]

What in the barbies gran filter is going on here ?
No ma quote so aye

She's "out out" with her sis in law . .
Cheap pink plonk a plenty, maybe even a few pink cocky t's?
In true Lynsey style, she'll STILL be up at silly o'clock, wiping tables at her coffee shop, shit filtering Rob,bringing shared brownies to the table while sporting piss holes in the snow eyes and rocking a barbie pink granny outfit . .
Happy Saturday Lynsey style

 

[melonsandlemons]

Imagine he’d had condoms or other private stuff in there, those kids have no safe spaces at home

She won’t learn- he’s already had to move schools due to horrific bullying, and now she’s parading his underwear all over social media. He must be the laughing stock at school.

 

[melonsandlemons]

She is so slapdash and sloppy. 10 what per hour?! If she had a real job she would have been sacked for incompetency by now.

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Beautifully subtle bag placement on the table

 

[Mum3boys]

Those jeans look horrific and why she insists on wearing those glasses I have no idea, they must have been gifted . She looks like Willy Wonka with a cock nose

 

[Instagram1]

She has real problems with some of the most basic rules in grammar doesn’t she?

COULD OF. This annoys me so much!

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Some holiday, constantly on Facebook and Instagram!