Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[DCICassieStuart]

Missed this gem earlier - her “and her team” working on the new website for the last couple of monfs. Fink she’s had Mollie locked away in a cupboard (splinter cupboard?) working her socks off on this. I hope she’s invested in a spelling and grammar checking tool.

Now that you mention it, we haven't seen Mollie around for a while .....

 

[Tea and Toast]

Happy families around the table again. Everyone phones out, heads down, ignoring each other, looking miserable. Magic

Came to say the same. .
Lovely "family" holiday.
How about a card game around the table, jenga, scrabble? Whatever works. .
I think 1 of the girls has a boyfriend with them . .

 

[themuffinwoman]

She looks so out of place in the woods, everyone else is dressed for outdoors and she’s wearing those monstrosities.

 

[Kennedy36]

I would assume with the 5 of them they would have booked a villa!

My god those girls are 21abs still going on holiday with mummy probably guilt trips them into going with them

 

[beaniebobble]

Lyndsey’s pegging and begging but Scamp and dude still not in the mood

Love this

 

[Shineyshine]

How long were they at the caravan?
Hardly worth the effort tbh . .

Pretty old fashioned looking ( much like her) if I'm honest wiff you. .

At least they stayed a couple of days this time. In the past it’s been one night and they’re off again!

Most families who have caravans in lovely places tend to use them and make the most of them. Lynsey could work from anywhere, she could decamp there for a week or two, it would be so nice.

 

[melonsandlemons]

I’m surprised she doesn’t use the trick of vacuum pack bags for holidays- she could take so much more!

Also diaper pans

 

[spongey]

Jesus wept. The faces

Had to go watch the story... if I didn't know her better, I'd think she was trying to blow us kisses

 

[Tamij]

Does anyone care how many steps she does??? Is the step police out there, there are so many people who do thousands of steps a day in their jobs and don't feel the need to post it on Instagram, boring content

exactly. My husband (along with many others, I know) regularly does over 30,000 steps a day. I don’t think he’s ever posted that on Instagram!

 

[Shineyshine]

Boozing it up. Again.
Recipe for disaster mixing alcohol with all that excessive sun exposure.

 

[Clare]

Cheap middle of the night flight home . .
How to ruin an already shit holiday!!

Oh well, in her mind she's winning once the laundry is all done and shes sweating her crispy bacon neck through the mount everest pile of ironing tomorrow.

What a sad little life, Jane!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Not sure if she’s trying to keep the “super exciting” project a secret but she’s not done a good job at it because looks like she’s got a new book in the works Autobiography maybe?

If I’m honest wif you posting a photo of a blank email titled POTENTIAL NEW BOOK isn’t the subtlest clue I can think of

I asked before and I’ll ask again - how FICK does she think we are?!

 

[Lollipop19]

When will she realise THIS IS NOT SUN CREAM she is literally risking skin cancer if she genuinely is just using this… what happened to the vitamin E one? No link to that?

At the risk of being as fick as Lynsey, what's wrong with it? It's SPF, a high factor and protects against UVA and UVB.

 

[youare1]

Oh my word the pouting again walking down the street , she really can't help it

 

[AmazingPoppyFforToby]

I couldn’t even hate watch this chick. She’s soooo boring.

 

[Tea and Toast]

I think she sounds like a kids TV presenter today . . Very patronising.

Fuck off my screen . . Not in the mood

 

[kennedy7]

If she left them stains overnight, how comes she’s wearing the same dress whilst using the stain remover as when she was making the stains?

omg I never spotted that

 

[Mum3boys]

Loving the Fanny pack Lynz

 

[Opinionated]

If she goes any smaller she’ll be bursting at the seams there- it’s far too tight on her hips as it is!

She’s only doing it so ppl ask her where she’s going or she’s grifting for a freebie!!!

 

[Shineyshine]

Iv’E jUsT lInEd ThEm ReAlLy WeLl….

My bet is on her having a lip blush treatment to try and correct those dodgy fillers she had.

I don’t even know what that is, but her lips have defo had something done. What a state.