Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[becky's artex ceiling]

LOL yes with our Lynz it's the little fings that get us excited given the extremely rigid routine everyone at the pepto palace is subjected to.

SUCH AS... OMG she finally tidied up the splinter cupboard enough to put it on stories

(that door could use a good wipe with a damp cloff tho, sorry )

 

[melonsandlemons]

Fink this fake or to try and shut me up it’s more than likely a prerecorded one you don’t fool us on here Cocknose go and practice the trout pout

I don’t know where she thinks she is, but in Peterborough at that time it wasn’t 20 degrees…I dunno who she thinks she is kidding.

 

[Tea and Toast]

I used to go on holiday with my parents past 21. Still do on occasions now and I'm 36, married and have my own children Used to go away with friends and go on the family holiday too! Make the most of the experiences I say!

Thats lovely. .
I too did the same. .
I didn't drag everyone up on 10 k walks or video myself with every glass of wine I had . . Thatd just be weird, wouldn't it?

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

She really needs to be careful she's burnt to a crisp and freckly shell do herself some serious damage . For someone who supposedly claims to be fussy about their skin !

 

[Doodlebug71]

Corned beef chest shaking like a shitting dug on this morning so aye

 

[Mum3boys]

Fick as mince is Lynsey. Not only the dog’s black fur, but the pavement scorching the pads on her paws when she takes her for walks. At least she’s not had her out today.

She’s not shown her out today … I reckon she’s been out with her to get the ten thousand steps in this morning

 

[mammaof3]

Yes, Lyns you do.

You lush.

 

[Shineyshine]

This is testament to how fick she is. It’s not a review if it’s an advert you absolute fuckwit. But worse than that, she’s misleading her followers and misselling to them.

Does she even know what a review is?

 

[kennedy7]

Exactly, saw this online and immediately thought of her.

I saw it as well that’s what made me quote it thought it was very apt for her

Trout. Pout. On fine form this morning

🫣omg look at the face on that 🫢

 

[melonsandlemons]

Was that hoover not an advert ? To hot to clean or pissed as usual Lyndsey

Yep another undeclared AD- another report submitted!

 

[Noseymeddler]

Why didn’t she take those vitamins away with her in a dosset box then she could’ve done us all a swipe up to a garish pink one that dinner looks revolting as usual.

 

[If i told you …]

Most comfiest?! It gets worse day by day!
Wish she would learn but as we have already gleamed she is lazy and half hearted with everything

 

[If i told you …]

She needs to look up! Think she is infested with spiders . They are the ones leaving poo around her house! But of course when you are a surface cleaner you miss it

 

[beaniebobble]

I’m surprised she’s kept them all this time. Everything is worn once and then off to the charity shop!

Oh yes, frow it fursday must have missed them! They look ridiculously tight so I'd argue that they do really fit!

 

[If i told you …]

You know what they say about flies… they gather round shit

And to paraphrase her from a recent stint on TM. “Flies don’t like foul smells?!”

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Can someone please explain to me what the point of a clothes steamer is if it doesn't get rid of creases in clothes

(And no 'killing bacteria' in clothes you dry clean anyway does not count… because that’s insane)

 

[Elmoo]

Too fin or too fick

 

[youare1]

And no with selfies of tv personalities who are secretly inside saying who is this crazy woman

Sorry that should read no doubt

 

[littlemisspiggy]

She calls them “hills” like it’s fuckin Mount Everest or something….. they’re fuckin small slopes at most, and maybe one or two max.

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Loving the Fanny pack Lynz

Personalised don’t you know! No ordinary fanny pack for our Lyns