Cocknose the trout pout crying with laughterThe trout pout on it
Cocknose the trout pout crying with laughterThe trout pout on it
Nah, the spelling and grammar are too goodShe def wrote those messages, the way they’re phrased sounds just like her, “lovely hubby” etc.
I hate autumn for trying to find my dog tit lets hope she was clapping lots of it in her leaf post ...OCD and all that bleeping cock nose lego hair bleepAll that leaf chucking she does for the "gram" . . You have no idea how much I want her to grab a hidden dog tit
Exactly. Anyone knows that an iron to melt the wax is a good way to get it out of carpets not bloody pet remover. She’s now just removed the story, wonder how many people called her out on itIF that really was wax ( I doubt it was if I'm perfectly honest wif you) WHY would you douse it with all that PET STAIN removal?
She might be fick but we're not!!
Wax shouldnt require any product to remove it . .
Greaseproof paper and a warm iron will lift it . . No sprays, powders, harmful products at all.
Now bugger off . .
Youve a roast to ruin
also, “potato’s”Firstly - POTATOES.
Secondly - is she having a bleeping laugh? I make at least that many POTATOES when it’s just me, my other half and son. She reckons this is a lot for a family of 5 plus guests?! I hope they’ve eaten before they get there, that’s all I can say.
Also, whats all that pouring oil on top of them all about?also, “potato’s”
That’s what my first point was referring toalso, “potato’s”
I hope she scooped up lots of dog shite disguised in autumn leaves.Just why would you wear a coat like that for throwing leaves into the air it’s far too smart for just taking a dog out in. They’re more often than not wearing white trainers when out walking Hetty. Me personally just wear a pair of waterproof timberland boots and a warm hoodie suitable coat ect for that type of walk.
My dogs a fussy eater, sometimes she just won’t touch it so she gets fed when she asks for it. Cocknose house is like boot camp!I thought exactly the same . .
My dogs too, have 2 meals a day, no regimented time, either when I do it or when, like you say, they are giving you "puppy eyes" or generally being beggy
Yet more control from Lynsey . .
Im not a fan of the devil dog Hetty but that is just cruel . .
What? All those times she’s gone to London on the train by herself? What bullshitShe’s still really wobbly and struggling to go out when there’s people around?? Is she for real!!
Omg!! The tight cow!!Firstly - POTATOES.
Secondly - is she having a bleeping laugh? I make at least that many POTATOES when it’s just me, my other half and son. She reckons this is a lot for a family of 5 plus guests?! I hope they’ve eaten before they get there, that’s all I can say.
Notice no photos of the meal?I bet she’s a right tight old cow when it comes to guests! Like small portions, not filling up their glass with her cheapo Tesco wine or offering them more/ an alternative.. just screams that type of host