Lynsey Queen of Clean #10 Recycled Clips, Useless Tips and Please Stop Pouting Your Blown Up Lips

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Kezza_69

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IF that really was wax ( I doubt it was if I'm perfectly honest wif you) WHY would you douse it with all that PET STAIN removal?
She might be fick but we're not!!
Wax shouldnt require any product to remove it . .
Greaseproof paper and a warm iron will lift it . . No sprays, powders, harmful products at all.

Now bugger off . .
Youve a roast to ruin 不
 
IF that really was wax ( I doubt it was if I'm perfectly honest wif you) WHY would you douse it with all that PET STAIN removal?
She might be fick but we're not!!
Wax shouldnt require any product to remove it . .
Greaseproof paper and a warm iron will lift it . . No sprays, powders, harmful products at all.

Now bugger off . .
Youve a roast to ruin 不
Exactly. Anyone knows that an iron to melt the wax is a good way to get it out of carpets not bloody pet remover. Shes now just removed the story, wonder how many people called her out on it
 

youare1

Well-known member
Oh my word so many things to comment on
1. Potatoes - like the poster above I hope there is something else served along with those such a small amount.
2. The blouse - if you must wear it cooking why not put on your pink apron you were never done wearing before - or has that gone in fro it fursday?
3. What is that in the machine Lynsey? a sock by any chance? What happened to your wonderful sock monkeys - what was it you said never a lost sock .
 

Doodlebug71

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Just why would you wear a coat like that for throwing leaves into the air its far too smart for just taking a dog out in. Theyre more often than not wearing white trainers when out walking Hetty. Me personally just wear a pair of waterproof timberland boots and a warm hoodie suitable coat ect for that type of walk.
I hope she scooped up lots of dog shite disguised in autumn leaves.
 

kettlekitten

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I thought exactly the same . .
My dogs too, have 2 meals a day, no regimented time, either when I do it or when, like you say, they are giving you "puppy eyes" or generally being beggy 不
Yet more control from Lynsey . .
Im not a fan of the devil dog Hetty but that is just cruel . .
My dogs a fussy eater, sometimes she just wont touch it so she gets fed when she asks for it. Cocknose house is like boot camp!

Shes still really wobbly and struggling to go out when theres people around?? Is she for real!!
What? All those times shes gone to London on the train by herself? What bullshit

Firstly - POTATOES.

Secondly - is she having a fucking laugh? I make at least that many POTATOES when its just me, my other half and son. She reckons this is a lot for a family of 5 plus guests?! I hope theyve eaten before they get there, thats all I can say.
Omg!! The tight cow!!
 
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Kezza_69

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I bet shes a right tight old cow when it comes to guests! Like small portions, not filling up their glass with her cheapo Tesco wine or offering them more/ an alternative.. just screams that type of host
Notice no photos of the meal?
She's moved onto "selfcare Sunday" already!!
Its 6 o clock . .
When I host a dinner,
We're still chatting ( pistly) at the table, planning ALL SORTS of next meet ups ( that invariably never materialise 不) and/or doing shots ( never a good idea!)

Imagine Lynseys

Arrive at 12
Dinner at 12.30
Leave at 2 because Hetty ( Boo ) needs her 2nd walk, theres ironing to do and a shit film to watch . .
 
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