Ahahaha .. the borefest has arrived for the week.
"I have not focussed on fashion in my videos as I have made a conscious effort to buy quality and not quantity" .. you are really shading the wifey aren't you Aldi as she buys in bulk and its all shite/cheap and nasty!! lols
Mytheresa partnersip blah blah blah .....We couldn't have 1 video where you are not shilling some
bleeping code could we ..
Beige/Stone/White and Brown ...
duck me these 2 are morphing into one another .. how bland and boring can you be .. I am classic but ffs liven it up with some colour Jesus ... beige food/beige lives/ beige clothes ....
bleeping snooze fest.
Stop with saying buckles et all is "hardware" ... the pretentiousness of both of them is getting beyond a joke. They are imitation Birkenstocks ..
tit ones at that .. go for the real thing ... bloody knocked off
tit like his wretched wife!
"Deconstructed jacket" .. "harware on sandals" .. "not compromising your comfort" .. I will hurl profanity in a minute!
OOOHHHHHHHH But wait the try on is hiiiiilarious!!!!!
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1: Badly fitting trousers: too puffy (no arse) / too short (makes him look even shorter!
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2: The sandals are too small for hobbit boy...your heal should never hang off the back of a sandal you
twit.
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3: The tracksuit is too big and the trousers too long.
4: The colours are awful .. like Diarrhea ....yuck.
I mean from this did he actually look at the size chart or does he just do like a 5 yr old would .. points to things and say "I want that.. and that"??
Oh but let's not forget .. Millen Moron witch has to have the spotlight on her .. walks in .. butts into his vlog and states" we should do a guess how much I spent on MYYYYY Mytheresa" ... she is bleeping abhorrent ... always has to be the center of attention ..always!
He looks so
bleeping bored .. guessing GBP 500 .. and she laughs saying no no ahahaha... then commences pulling her skirt up infront of him to show him its pure linen?? I mean is she
bleeping OK or what? This is just one huge look at how much money I can spend you peasants....she really is so
bleeping pathetic. (It was 1200 GBP guys .. oooh how clever you are Lydiot
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Its "Ralph Laureeeeeen" fangy
witch says ..when he said "Ralph Loren"....belittle him on his Vlogs more why don't you. Narc
witch!
So let's play the game of how special we both are and how much we can ram it down your viewers throats about how much we spend ..
1200 Dress
240 Dress
220 Dress
790 Loro Piana troussers =nearly 2.5 grand for 4 items ...... well done you two ..... Now try and offer that to charity next time fucktards!
I am sorry I cannot watch shite like this when there are 2 people in the world so
bleeping tone deaf to the suffering all around and they are playing dress up in the WendyBunga like 2
bleeping pathetic knobs!