Lydia Millen #73 Porter chewed her Hermès belt, must be karma for how Nicky Lazou felt!

[Oops...]

Omg did not know that! Thanks for the heads up

I bought a Rodial neck cream once and although I used it I didn’t go back for a second one. Underwhelming at best...I bought it after watching L interview the owner as I hadn’t heard of her before so it spiked my interest. I suppose that would count as something I had bought because of L. I’d forgotten that...

 

[Hunevoque2]

I’m eating microwave chips and watching Ginny&Georgia! Full of fun, sadness, real life…

And peeping/popping onto tattle!

 

[Milking Keynes]

Do they not realise that the farmer will probably shoot him if he worries sheep? Imbeciles.

Jesus. Not another one shot by the farmer.

 

[Milking Keynes]

Lydia Millen 74.

Lyd loses lid during chaotic bid to keep Nicky hid...

Brilliant! Dying here

 

[Lovemygoss]

Long term lurker but did Ali ever say why he stopped taking steroids and stopped body building? His body is so different and her face is so ruined, do they even fancy each other anymore? Seem more little brother and controlling big sister.
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Probably because his contract with the protein/fitness brand ended

 

[Miscanthus]

I shall bring sausage rolls with delicious dips of ketchup, balsam , and barbecue, and some karate chop pillows to sit on.

Forgot that! It's the party of dreams

A Millen party is not complete without the cheeseboard, crackers and burnt bread. With picky bits. Five star hotel chips .Diet coke which you will have to open with your teeth.

Dying

 

[sectumsempra]

Some of us say crikey and blimey too! Oh and giddy aunt!

LOVEEE IT

 

[specialsnowflake123]

So, brass hinges are a reasonable "expense" for Litte Madame Unhinged, but sockets are not. Just give the sockets to Josie, and she will spray paint them for you.

Am I crazy or does that sound like a really good idea? At least until she gets them for free can afford new ones.

 

[MichiganGal]

She has a face like a diseased paw-paw []

Hey....I have two Paw Paw trees. A ripe Paw Paw fruit is not the prettiest thing but you don't want to eat an unripe one. Pucker up!!!

 

[SophieH672019]

how much does it cost to change sockets? i dont know if im just stupid but i thought it would be around £50-100 but she says she cant afford it, when we know miss money bags has loads

considering he was an electrician.....not a lot! she is so full of it *did I miss the Sh off that

 

[NoHun]

Yup a dark dark green would work also, wood on the wall you mean more tongue and groove? I don't think she would do wallpaper in the lounge. She could be putting tongue and groove in there also BECAUSE she says there is a change in the lounge room, implying its not just a colour change, so you could be right. Or some built in shelves either side of the fireplace that could be a thing too. I get the impression that there is more happening than we thought.

Didn’t Lauren Caisley’s Insta account put a mock up on their grid of a lounge that looks a lot like Lydia’s. I will see if I can find it, but it had a built in cupboard and different mantle piece...

 

[AmaliaLana]

She looks like a stick with a large head

She really is a fool, isn't she.

Featuring a Chris Brown song, the Patron Saint of Bullies and Abusers

Thank god she didn't post this for Women's Day. Dumb "internal door furniture".

 

[HaileyBubs]

Had no idea Lydia was this loaded. Thought her constant renovations would have bankrupt her by now, but all the ads and freebies have paid off.

Taken from companies house

 

[georgiecait]

Why is she promoting a product that's out of stock
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When the code and link are for a different product???
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Also, her undereyes are a completely different colour after she's removed her makeup just in that area to show the eye mask and lowlighter
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I know she fake tans a lot, but bloody hell

Also in one of the stories she says "you can swipe up to purchase X" and....of course; no link!

 

[sectumsempra]

She’s supposedly really problematic! At the beginning of lockdown Estee Laundry had a bunch of stories from current and former employees that talked about how toxic the work environment was, how Maria was a verbally abusive and a bully (like meet like) and made employees buy multiple copies of her book so she could inflate her sales numbers. Also serious allegations of racism and fatphobia. It’s no wonder they haven’t dropped their support of Lidl.

Omg did not know that! Thanks for the heads up

 

[LittleAnna]

Where is Cawwie and who is their bubble? I know we are in lockdown but you are allowed to see your support bubble so?

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

I'm not joking! It's the only thing keeping me going during Lockdown!

Same

 

[SoRelatable]

Usually people who announce something is not to their taste don’t have any.

She could really use an extra strength dose of "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" but she can't help herself...

The house is also close to £6 million... Not a chance it’s in her budget!

Maybe that's what she meant but couldn't really say it.

 

[Margo Polo]

Pheasant wallpaper?! So fucking pretentious and sounds awful - like a wannabe posh gastopub vibe. Wtaf

Didn’t she spend a fortune on the downstairs wallpaper and was trying to sell it used as she’s doing something else now?

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

So a couple of musings....
She’s over the obsession with Steve cordonnoy or whatever his name is- so the black walls have to go! She’s channeling her inner lottieshousebuild and Josie now.

Maybe her mum isn’t having the carpet now because she’s @TeaSpiller

And can the real Jo Cannon please stand up......
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