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Tweed Apostrophe!
I repeat - Tweed Apostrophe!
Lydia Millen #59 The puppy lisperer appears, buying a dog won’t save your career
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Exactly what I thought @PixelGirl!
This is not a natural position for the elbow, wrist and proximal phalanges to be in - it’s so awkward that it makes it look as though she needs a surgical reduction.
Who chose this particular shot out of all the frames that must have been taken?
I can confidently say that I’ve never, ever seen a professional model pose like this ... the whole thing is just extremely uncoordinated and bizarre!
ie the bedroom, bathroom, powder room, kitchen, greenhouse, grounds, on the tractor…
If I order anything outside of Canada,, I pay twice for the item due to very high taxes. So there's no point in buying anything unless the company has a Canadian site. Brexit will likely have an impact on gifting and vlogger hauls.
Josie aka Fashion mumblr was moaning previously about having to pay import duties (before brexit) on some of her PR gifts so maybe that will become the norm. Companies can email to ask if they want the products or items but the influencer will have to pay the import. Lydia will be fucked!
Do you think her first Hermes wish is that she is allowed to confidently declare that Hermes looks just like NastyGal or BooHoo? She’s proclaimed that Karen Millen looks nothing like Karen Millen more like Gucci, Marant etc etc...so maybe it now goes the opposite way in Lydia’s head - as in nothing is what it IS - only what it looks like...Imagine it - ‘If you like BooHoo and NastyGal then boy have I got a treat for you with my latest Hermes acquisition...”I have to wonder exactly how much of the total cost of these Hermès purchases are going on multiple credit cards, or are perhaps on a personal loan she’s taken out?
It wouldn’t surprise me ... I honestly don’t think she has the disposable cash to be spending on these big ticket items.
I mean, both the Aston Martin and the Range Rover are leased, and let’s not forget she needed her father to be Guarantor when she and Ali bought The Bungalow and quite frankly, that doesn’t exactly scream wealthy!
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ETA: @missmousey explains this rationale so much better and in a lot more detail than I do - please feel free to elaborate for me.
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Don't you mean 'hella expensive [gurning face]'?
Oh dear, Lyds has found another Instagram account to stalk ... poor Irene who lives in a 500 year old Manor House located in The Cotswolds.
Her grid is filled with absolutely stunning photos of her home and the surrounding countryside.
I feel like someone should warn this unassuming woman that she’s now being followed by a narcissistic idiot who dresses all in white, and makes a reel about it, just to take her puppy for a three minute walk!
Run while you still can, Irene!
Lydia’s greenhouse will not look anything like this!
Her grid is filled with absolutely stunning photos of her home and the surrounding countryside.
I feel like someone should warn this unassuming woman that she’s now being followed by a narcissistic idiot who dresses all in white, and makes a reel about it, just to take her puppy for a three minute walk!
Run while you still can, Irene!
Lydia’s greenhouse will not look anything like this!
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Surely your 'dream' box of frogs?Promaxial phalanges!Oh my Dog! Are you telling me we/I have promaxial phalanges!
Have now just ordered a Box of Frogs from Nut-a-Porter. They want to charge £78 import tax but I now realise it’s gonna game change my wretched life...so I have bought 2.
Teddy Bear. There will now be a short intermission everyoneMummy it’s proximal not promaxial...
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Nice Biscuit.
Well - some say it’s nice but it’s not nice at all really! My niece hates the wretched things...she lives in France BTW...
She winds me right up when she and all the other dimfluencers say ‘i have a shoot in london’ FFS its so annoying as they mean they took a selfie in some random street next to a hanging basket....’you ain't Kate Moss Lyds....calm down love’
I have seen there is a recent trend I had to give my two cents to.
Change(d) my avatar (temporarily) to the proof that sqr(2) is irrational. Because Lydia is irrational as well. And we can hear/see the proof as soon as she opens her mouth. Q.E.D.
Plus she and Ali can use a bit of education.
Change(d) my avatar (temporarily) to the proof that sqr(2) is irrational. Because Lydia is irrational as well. And we can hear/see the proof as soon as she opens her mouth. Q.E.D.
Plus she and Ali can use a bit of education.
When I was at school ‘sucking up‘ to others was known as Toady-ing. Maybe this is a perfect description of what she is doing. It’s a horrible word and no-one EVER wanted to be accused of it. It was on a par with bullying...
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I was scrolling reddit and everyone and their mama's dog had a Bernie meme. So I had to have one too. My favourite one (from Reddit) has been this so far. Love how content the birdy is next to him the upper one is looking down. (The light blue bird is named Ernie btw)hahaha
It’s not half obvious Lyds wants out of The Bungalow, Potager House, the frosty but cosy Igloo of Northamptonshire ... this IG Story literally screams sage green with envy!
We call it here "schleimen" (verb) and "Schleimer" (substantive, masc.) it means sliming and slimer. Like a snail leaving a slime track. There is also "Arschkriecher" as in ass creeping/crawling. Makes it just so much more figuratively.
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!Irrationality.
Really @AmaliaLana ! Really..! You know I cannot understand irrational thought/theorems or anything vaguely advanced mathematical thingies...
To be fair I'm envious of that house...
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