Lydia Millen #59 The puppy lisperer appears, buying a dog won’t save your career

[AmaliaLana]

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OG title The puppy lisperer appears, buying a dog won’t save your career

• Puppy settled into the MG household
• so far, jumper model, pointless training with bell, treads and clicker
• still no garden fence
• doggy seems to be mostly stowed away in his edge of the kitchen
• Lydia had photoshoots
  • at a rented location
  • with a full set of people
  • her labrapoddle (or how its called) photograph didn't wear a mask
• in a grandiose delusion, Lydia let slip, that she single-handedly gave Holland Cooper the best sales since the Universe started

(I was so free to create a poll )

 

[Secretsquirrel2837]

*Ali got botox
*Puppy was allowed in the lounge to do zoomies & Lydia is aware of comments she’ll get letting him in on carpet
*RSPCA should be called immediately

 

[Missclassy19]

Does no one else feel like the dog senses Alis good energy. He seems to always play w Ali

 

[reader49]

So from her stories, it looks like her next target for best mates will be Robin Gallant. No doubt Ali will be fawning over her partner Ben Francis too. Gonna call it now - the bungalow will be on the market in 6 months so they can move to the Cotswolds. I imagine Josie will be looking to buddy up with Robin too so it'll be fun to see who can get an invite first.

 

[toomuchstuff]

Sadly I missed commenting on the last thread but I did see someone mention Nonno and her boobs in the wedding pix and I just wanted to say, yup I felt for the poor man coming face to face with that pair.

 

[PixelGirl]

Sadly I missed commenting on the last thread but I did see someone mention Nonno and her boobs in the wedding pix and I just wanted to say, yup I felt for the poor man coming face to face with that pair.

I agree that was my thoughts too. I remember watching one of Em Sheldon's vlogs and she got ready to have lunch with her grandparents and had a top on that was slashed at the front down to her bellybutton with everything swinging in the wind. Why would you do that to your grandparents? I am not against dressing that way (well I wouldn't myself) but her grandparents are of a different era, same as Lydia's grandparents. Plus why would you dress like a hooker on your wedding day, I don't understand it? I wonder if she'll look back on those photos in later life and wondering why the hell she had those enormous melons out on display like that? It's just so trashy.

 

[Katika]

Long time lurker and enjoyer of all that this thread offers...at such a fast pace.
Like others I used to like her, now I can’t stand her. I detest how she jumps on things whether it be French Rose, wellies, growing veg etc....it’s so predictable and tedious. I was just waiting till she discovered Waitrose (the one thing I felt she hadn’t) - I don’t shop their because I’m trying to be something I’m not, I shop there because I’m a passionate home cook who always need crazy and good quality ingredients. Anyway - I just had to bring up that she commented on the owner of Gymsharks partners video about moving to the Cotswolds - it’s so obvious she is trying to form another fake alliance because he’s super successful and she’s (Robin) genuine and growing in popularity. She’s not excited for them, she’s excited to try and be part of their circle now they are going to have a big house in the Cotswolds (why is everyone so obsessed with the place!) - and why do these influencers act like they discovered the bloody countryside! And now the dog...i have a Doberman (a lot more work) and am only to aware of the commitment and training needed....it is not an accessory it is an animal...the pair of them are so clueless it’s painful.
what really gets me about her is the lies though, endless exaggerations of the truth. How more people do not see her for the shallow, desperate and embarrassing fraudster that she is I’ll never know. I could go on for days but I feel better for getting some of it off my chest! You are all so entertaining and I do find comfort in the fact I’m not the only one who thinks she’s a huge c you next Tuesday!

 

[ksldhf98034058]

So from her stories, it looks like her next target for best mates will be Robin Gallant. No doubt Ali will be fawning over her partner Ben Francis too. Gonna call it now - the bungalow will be on the market in 6 months so they can move to the Cotswolds. I imagine Josie will be looking to buddy up with Robin too so it'll be fun to see who can get an invite first.

Looks like they are both vying for a top spot in her circle

 

[Influensters]

@Oops... make that 5! I have removed my influencer icon for the cause.

 

[ksldhf98034058]

She is soooooo creepy she is literally copying Josie to the point that she is directing Ali to cook like Charlie and make the same meals Charlie and Josie eat. Also Josie always talks about how her dachshund stay warm where they cook. Stalker vibes ...

 

[Gertrude]

@Oops... make that 5! I have removed my influencer icon for the cause.

Me 6

 

[Polava]

Looks like they are both vying for a top spot in her circle

This guy is a business man though. What does he have in common with the sidekicks Charlie and Ali?

 

[Maisie doats]

She is soooooo creepy she is literally copying Josie to the point that she is directing Ali to cook like Charlie and make the same meals Charlie and Josie eat. Also Josie always talks about how her dachshund stay warm where they cook. Stalker vibes ...

Why is the dog following Ali around? I think he has bonded with him first because he is taking time to do so. If Lydia doesn’t hurry up and bond properly then Ali will be the pack leader. If Porter only associates Lydia with training and very little bonding moments she will lose him to Ali. She is in the kitchen yet the dog is at Ali’s feet while he cooks. That is very telling if you ask me.

 

[Habsy123]

So she just has to make a point that Porter is warm enough on the kitchen floor. After we mention it here, so she’s sending us a message, HI LIDL
And then she shows us that he’s “allowed” in the living room after our comments about him being confined in the kitchen and with the gates up. I mean wtf kind of comment is “...he loves being allowed in the living room...”!??? Why are there rules? And I will bet my life on it that Porter is absolutely NOT allowed in the living room unless he is supervised.

I’ve never had a pet so please correct me if I’m wrong, but either a pet is allowed in a certain room or they’re not, right? Or maybe in some cases they do need to be accompanied, but would you go out of your way to keep them out of the room (locking doors, using gates etc.) and only let them in when it suits you?

Edit: you can totally tell that the dog prefers Ali. And Ali loves Porter, just watched his new video (well the first bit with Porter). How is it that he’s done such a sweet video that showcases Porter and there’s so much playful interaction, yet our silly moo moo only introduced him officially by bothering him whilst he was sleeping in his crate??? And we see none of that kind of interaction on her flogs. She’s such a bloody fraud!

 

[Missclassy19]

Why has Ali private his video

 

[RubyRu]

Looks like they are both vying for a top spot in her circle

Now she wants a Traxter (I had to look it up as I thought she couldn't spell Tractor). I know these as an ATV.

Anyways, good luck with selling the Bunga Mystery House to move to the Cotswolds where every other influenza is living with their dachshund.

I don't follow Josie as I cannot stand her 'Hello Darlings tit' - but Lydl is definitely going Single White Female on her by the looks of it.

 

[BreadaBates]

I can’t imagine keeping your pets from any room in your home (though I understand dachshunds have back issues and can’t do stairs.) I have two cats and love them more than anything and I want them to go where they want to in the house. Sometimes “accidents” happen with every animal but that’s a small, small price to play.

The way Lidls stomps around the Bunga I can’t believe she cares that much flooring considering she’s going to rip everything out. ALSO if they’re going to redecorate their house in the style of a Downton Abbey porn shoot, couldn’t they have wait until they completed that to get their puppy? These goobers are next level stupid.

 

[Oops...]

@Oops... make that 5! I have removed my influencer icon for the cause.

Windowlene!!

Me 6

Absolutely fascinated by your lovely Avi @Gertrude . I thought it was a cappuccino with hearts at first but when I looked closer it looks like a yummy pie in a cup which I LOVE the idea of serving (if we EVER are allowed to have people over for supper again!)

Formal Disclaimer.
Erm...In the last thread I thought that a photographer was a poodle! I do realise that I am now thinking that a cup of pie looks wonderful...Tell me honestly...(deep breath)...Do you think I need professional help?

Please will you let me know if its coffee or a delicious pie? (Who even writes these ridiculous sentences?)

Teddy Bear. She’s deffo losing it you know...

 

[RubyRu]

Windowlene!!


Absolutely fascinated by your lovely Avi @Gertrude . I thought it was a cappuccino with hearts at first but when I looked closer it looks like a yummy pie in a cup which I LOVE the idea of serving (if we EVER are allowed to have people over for supper again!)

Formal Disclaimer.
Erm...In the last thread I thought that a photographer was a poodle! I do realise that I am now thinking that a cup of pie looks wonderful...Tell me honestly...(deep breath)...Do you think I need professional help?

Please will you let me know if its coffee or a delicious pie? (Who even writes these ridiculous sentences?)

Teddy Bear. She’s deffo losing it you know...

It looks like a coffee to me.

 

[Oops...]

It looks like a coffee to me.

Well it looked like a coffee to me too until I enlarged it but then it looks like pastry with 3 dimensional hearts on the top and a nicely browned edge...So when I saw that I thought it would be a very smart way to serve individual home-made pies...Mind you - I thought a poodle would wear an eye patch yesterday...

here’s me coat...