Lydia Millen #52 Flopmas with the MGs, Hermès bag for her majesty, needs a f*kn dictionary
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I've now uploaded my final reel of 2021. They call ME the queen of reels, not Tamara. Quality over quantity, Tamara! I'm not saying she's a slut. I'm just surprised Facebook hasn't made her vagina a place to 'check in' yet. Can you believe Josie revealed my study desk first? My study desk that I bought for my husband for my third anniversary for my perfect gentlemen's study that I like to sit in. Sorry, I couldn't find any medication for that psychotic stalker condition she has. But, I hope she makes Charlie happy. And by happy. I mean gives him syphilis. Speaking of Josie and Charlie, did you see that tit my husband served me? They'd throw a fit. He may have the most popular personality type, but he's a worthless sack of tit to me. But, even a sack of tit can be used as a fertiliser and serve a purpose. Who even wants a plate full of vegetables? I'm not a bleeping rabbit.
Those trolls commenting on whether Karen Millen has employed a trans model is so below my new Hermès belt. My husband will tell you I'm all woman where the sunshine's. As long as he doesn't have a headache, or is stuffed, or has house elf duties, or is...well whatever. My life coach who I employ amongst my other staff told me to just ignore the haters. I don't have an attitude. Just a rare personality no-one can't handle. I really ought to take his advice though, as I've got such weak wrists from all the fanging back at them in the comments section. But, what does my life coach know. He's such a stoopy moo moo. Get back to me when you learn the rest of the alphabet. At least I never step on anyone to achieve my success. Bots don't have feelings. I don't do anything that conflicts with my core beliefs. Although I am averse to buying things with my own money, but there's always one exception.
I'll be so glad to see the back of 2020. I've had many ups and downs. My own resilience inspires me more than anything. I totally deserve that membership at Soho Farmhouse. If only just for putting up with Josie for a whole year. I almost found my festive spirit...in the liquor cupboard. I would wish you all a Merry Christmas, but I won't. My personality type is borderline introvert. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't. Cawwee said I remind her a lot like Santa Claus; I work only one day a year and spend the rest of it judging her. She says that like it's a bad thing.
Love Lydia xx
I've now uploaded my final reel of 2021. They call ME the queen of reels, not Tamara. Quality over quantity, Tamara! I'm not saying she's a slut. I'm just surprised Facebook hasn't made her vagina a place to 'check in' yet. Can you believe Josie revealed my study desk first? My study desk that I bought for my husband for my third anniversary for my perfect gentlemen's study that I like to sit in. Sorry, I couldn't find any medication for that psychotic stalker condition she has. But, I hope she makes Charlie happy. And by happy. I mean gives him syphilis. Speaking of Josie and Charlie, did you see that tit my husband served me? They'd throw a fit. He may have the most popular personality type, but he's a worthless sack of tit to me. But, even a sack of tit can be used as a fertiliser and serve a purpose. Who even wants a plate full of vegetables? I'm not a bleeping rabbit.
Those trolls commenting on whether Karen Millen has employed a trans model is so below my new Hermès belt. My husband will tell you I'm all woman where the sunshine's. As long as he doesn't have a headache, or is stuffed, or has house elf duties, or is...well whatever. My life coach who I employ amongst my other staff told me to just ignore the haters. I don't have an attitude. Just a rare personality no-one can't handle. I really ought to take his advice though, as I've got such weak wrists from all the fanging back at them in the comments section. But, what does my life coach know. He's such a stoopy moo moo. Get back to me when you learn the rest of the alphabet. At least I never step on anyone to achieve my success. Bots don't have feelings. I don't do anything that conflicts with my core beliefs. Although I am averse to buying things with my own money, but there's always one exception.
I'll be so glad to see the back of 2020. I've had many ups and downs. My own resilience inspires me more than anything. I totally deserve that membership at Soho Farmhouse. If only just for putting up with Josie for a whole year. I almost found my festive spirit...in the liquor cupboard. I would wish you all a Merry Christmas, but I won't. My personality type is borderline introvert. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't. Cawwee said I remind her a lot like Santa Claus; I work only one day a year and spend the rest of it judging her. She says that like it's a bad thing.
Love Lydia xx
Oh my goodness. Me neither. I was hoping she would heatbutt the mirror and break it. No such luck. She's trying this TikTok style stuff and it's just not her. Leave it to the kids Lyds.
THISSSSSSS!
This is the actual reason I ended up finding Tattle because I wanted to find out what happened to Lynx and then I became frustrated with what was happening to Lumi. Was a lurker so I know this topic riles up for a few of us.
Everyone has their own way of helping their animals (what is right or wrong) some debates here for example about crate training from the experienced dog owners. But Lydiot seems to do everything the opposite of the basics of what you should do, which you could find with even with a google search. (e.g. Feeding the cat coconut oil because its healthy, could extend this list but prefer not to....)
@Miscanthus provided the "daschunds for dummies" and I googled it to find leash/lead length (it's been a topic here...) and it says 4 foot for pups to 6 foot when fully grown. Just the very basics......
And don't get me started on the dog trainer "coming to the house".............Karlie Kloss had a design meeting for her new launch with Adidas over Zoom but her majesty can only do "in person". Or is it because the "team" don't know how to record it and insert for "content". Groan.
And I'm positive a number of Claire's bags and H blankets are pre-loved from Designer Exchange and heavily discounted. Nothing wrong with buying pre-loved, just be honest about it and the PR discounts received on it ...
In what world is she INFJ. It’s a self reported test so she is clearly deluded about herself. INFJs tend to work as counsellors or religious ministers. I am INFJ and there is no way the “greater purpose” that is the main focus of my life would be accumulating more bags and shoes. What’s meaning does she find in her career. Very odd
I am so looking forward to this!! @Oops... you are seriously bringing the highlight to my year with this panto! Thank you thank you!S’me...
Just to let those with a Fur Baby(s) in our Panto know - so that you can go and raid your wardrobes in plenty of time - that you will need to get dressed up to the nines on the night of 23rd of December. Why...I hear you ask? Well, there are no tier 4 structures in our Panto - that’s why! So no fabulous Christmas frock needs to go to waste because you will be on stage with your Fur Baby at the Grand FINALE! This will be a glittering occasion. A night to remember. I have booked Lana Ginpour from ‘Dogue’ magazine (some of you may remember her) and given her a front row seat so that she can give a running commentary on all of your outfits for a special broadcast going out live to the nation on the night. I have to tell you that (be still my beating hormones) we have a very special GUEST - I repeat a VERY special GUEST who will be presenting each cast member with an Oopsie to commemorate their stunning theatrical performance. No - I’m afraid I am NOT allowed to tell you who our GUEST is. No - sorry...just can’t...you’ll NEVER guess the GUEST!. The Final Curtain on the show will be coming down on 22nd. The Grand FINALE on 23rd will be the awards ceremony where the Fur Babies will take their final bow and you will be there with them...On stage in yer frocks. I’ll be the Bag Lady gifting programmes in the Foyer on the night.
It is so nice to look forward to this, as obviously so many plans are totally out of the window now. I won't complain because it's nothing in comparison to what so many people have had to deal with this year.
This enrages me so much!! If I didn't already dislike her heavily already, this and the roast dinner would be the nail in the coffin for meI contacted Butternut Box and this is their reply.... not sure why they can’t confirm who they send out free food too? Thought influencers/business are transparent about what’s PR and what’s not?
If lydias accepted free dog food then she’s taken that away from Mayhew Animal Home and Foal Farm Animal Sanctuary. Wow isn’t she just a lovely person.
Poor man's Leona Lewis
Why has she waited until now to post a clip from their wedding. Oh wait, it's because she's read here!
Carrie is Milton Keynes isn’t she? MK is tier 4
I know, I know .... it's going to be Gary Barlow LOL xxS’me...
Just to let those with a Fur Baby(s) in our Panto know - so that you can go and raid your wardrobes in plenty of time - that you will need to get dressed up to the nines on the night of 23rd of December. Why...I hear you ask? Well, there are no tier 4 structures in our Panto - that’s why! So no fabulous Christmas frock needs to go to waste because you will be on stage with your Fur Baby at the Grand FINALE! This will be a glittering occasion. A night to remember. I have booked Lana Ginpour from ‘Dogue’ magazine (some of you may remember her) and given her a front row seat so that she can give a running commentary on all of your outfits for a special broadcast going out live to the nation on the night. I have to tell you that (be still my beating hormones) we have a very special GUEST - I repeat a VERY special GUEST who will be presenting each cast member with an Oopsie to commemorate their stunning theatrical performance. No - I’m afraid I am NOT allowed to tell you who our GUEST is. No - sorry...just can’t...you’ll NEVER guess the GUEST!
It always throws me when I hear his actual name, she's always called him Paris. He doesn't really look like a Julian, or does he...?
FUR BABIES IN THE WOOD.
ACT 9.
Scene 2. Courtroom. Bedhamptonshire. Day. (Second day of trial - first day of trial post 897)
As the lights come back up we are back in court for day 2 of the trial. As Judge Drools suspected the press have got a whiff of it and reporters are jammy-packed squashed on the Press Benches. Judge Drools has sent his 2 witches out shopping so that he can concentrate without adjournments. He plans to put this to bed quickly. No doubt this will enhance his fearsome reputation even further. Things have been zooming along. All the Rescuers have been given their sworn accounts of exactly what happened. Araminta Arden has given testimony to the condition of Beggy and Grammy when she took them in. Ma Pastry looked after them both for the short time Araminta was needed in court. Sir Peregrine Otter-Hound has put a powerful case forwards for the Prosecution. To the grave surprise of Judge Drools Elle Belle has been uncommonly quiet in her defence of the Prisoner. Each time a witness was due to be cross examined by her she has announced that she has no questions for them! In many ways this has suited the Judge’s purposes as he wants this done and dusted by 4 o’clock because he has an appointment with his Chiropodist at 5 p.m. He has been in court on many previous occasions and has always admired her for her quick wittedness and incisive court-room techniques. He is starting to wonder to himself what her motives may be by displaying this unaccustomed silence. Sir Peregrine has completed his final summation to the Jury urging them to find the Prisoner guilty as charged for causing untold suffering to many hundreds of puppies and their parents. This is a heinous crime and should carry a long custodial sentence...in his humble opinion. Judge Drools has now directed Elle Belle to give her final summation to the Jury. She rises quickly and placing her thumbs in the lapels on either side of her gown she approaches the Jury and stares at them for a somewhat uncomfortable period of time. She points to the Prisoner who is scratching his chest and chewing gum again. He gives her a thumbs up sign...and another gap-toothed grin.
Elle Belle. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. Like you, I have listened intently to the Prosecution put forward a very powerful case against my client. I agree with every word. Yes he is a vile heap of Shuttlecock. Yes he is a detestable, weak excuse for a degenerate farce-mole. He is a complete and utter Barstool Ladies and Gentlemen. A Barstool in the fullest sense of the word Barstool. Never has such a Barstool appeared in this court. I have not offered a word in his defence because there is no word to defend him. He is indefensible and his nose is shoved so far up his Asparagus that I am here today to defend him to the very worst of my considerable ability. This heap of Shuttlecock deserves the very best of sentence that His Honour can bestow upon him. My learned friend Sir Peregrine is bang on right, members of the Jury! (she faces her client and gives him a hard stare) Knock, knock Prisoner! Who’s there? Frock! Frock who? Frock YOU! This odious miscreant is one tent away from a frocking circus, members of the Jury! I will never rest easy until I have picked every last stick from his Asparagus Patch and shoved it up his Sphinx on that plateau at Giza. If he wore socks I would instruct them to rotate just slightly until they became uncomfortable. I want to destroy his life with the truth. He frocking well deserves no better for the suffering he has caused both to Fur Babies and to their parents. I would draw this monster a picture of the monster he is if only I had brought my crayons! I have two answers to the question IS HE GUILTY? My first answer is YES! My second answer is HELL YES! He sits there in this court imagining he is full of interestingness! If `I could have karma like packages delivered straight to his front door I frocking well would! It’s not that I don’t like him - wait - yes...yes it is. How about a big cup of shut the frock up you devious, egregious, pusillanimous little Scrawncrawler? I used to believe in evolution before I heard all the evidence at this trial. I don’t know what makes him so stupid but whatever it is - it’s really working! He’s a grimy little Booshbag! And this is how many frocks I don’t give if he ever sees the light of freedom again. (She holds up both hands displaying no fingers - she pauses whilst she waits for this to sink in as the Jury think about it. She then assumes what can only be described as a Churchillian stature and with great flourish she delivers her final call to arms in summation to the Jury)
We will fight them on the beaches
We will fight them tooth and nail
We will never rest our gallant quest
Until he’s put in jail
You can keep my wretched bundles
You can shove them in my lockers
We will not rest in this great quest
Until we’ve nailed these FROCKERS!
The Fur Babies and indeed the Jury are sooo tempted to applaud Elle Belle; but they can’t because they may well be found in contempt of court. So they wriggle in their seats in appreciation of her oratory. His Honour really would like a little nap to recover from this compelling diatribe however, he is aware that the Press are present. Very present. So he forges on.
Judge Drools. The Prisoner will please stand! He will now be granted the opportunity to speak for himself. What have you to say? What would you say to all the puppies that have passed through your hands over the years?
The Orchestra strikes up with ’Sorry - Blame It On Me‘ (remix) by AKON. (Incidentally Akon wanted to be here but he’s presently on Tour with Gwen Stefani...). You can listen to it on YouTube if you don’t know it and sing along if you would like to...The Prisoner sings in a somewhat unremarkable scrawny voice...
Sorry for the Puppies that I chose to breed
Sorry all my focus was on greed not need
Sorry for the problems when I sold bad health
Sorry my intentions were for grotesque wealth
Sorry that your mother was over-bred
Sorry that I kept her in a cold dark shed
Sorry that I didn’t love her constantly
Sorry that you’ll put the blame on me
Sorry for the horror of my puppy farm
Sorry for the fear and all the sheer alarm
Sorry that the heartless one was really me
Sorry for conditions you will never see
Don’t expect an honest pedigree
Just give all your hard earned cash to me
Sometimes I will quote The Kennel Club
With documents I bought down at the pub
I understand that I’m the problem
The cash I needed caused despair
I didn’t stop to check his welfare
I didn’t even stop to care
Yet he still wagged his tail to see me
And I ignored his eager eyes
I was too busy making money
There was no room for compromise
And you can put the blame on me
Said, you can put the blame on me
Said, you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
Sorry that I had to cage your dad
Sorry that I stole him and he felt so bad
Sorry that I didn’t care how he would feel
Sorry there was no bowl for his meal
Sorry there was food thrown on the floor
Sorry that I never once shook his paw
Sorry that I had to tie him to a fence
Sorry that his suffering was so immense
Maybe Puppy Farms should all be made
A very good example of illegal trade
If you pull together you could make a stand
To stop the suffering on a scale so grand
If you saw the places pups are bred
You’d maybe lose your mind
And you might lose your head
I don’t have the time for any empathy
So you can put the blame on me
I sell the puppies to my dealers
Who sell them online from their home
As they become the bad-deal sealers
Pretending that the pup’s their own
Why don’t you ask to see the parents?
Why would you order dogs online?
When all my dogs are in such bad health
And all the negligence is mine
So you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
Sorry for the poor health that I’ve sold
Sorry that your pup might not grow old
Sorry for the problems with their ears and bones
Sorry there’s no answers on my mobile phones
Sorry for infections some of them will get
Sorry for the heartache and the way you’ll fret
Sorry for the misery you’ll never see
Sorry that the misery was caused by me
Sorry for the red flags that you missed
Sorry for the noses and the heads you’ve kissed
Sorry for the weakness of a feeble heart
Sorry they all suffer from the same bad start
Sorry for the itchiness of shedding fur
Sorry for the standards that were never there
Now you know the awful things I’ve tried to do
Maybe there’s some blame attached to you
So when you know the the things I do
A bit of blame must hang with you
A bit of blame must hang with you
Within your heart you know it’s true
But you can put that blame on me
You can put that blame on me
You can put that blame on me
Said you can put that blame on me
After this wanton display of ‘couldn’t-care-less‘ Judge Drools looks at the Foreman of the Jury. The Foreman looks at the other 11 members and all signal the judge with a thumbs down sign. Judge Drools bangs his gavel:-
Judge Drools. Guilty as Charged! Send him down!
CURTAIN
Copyright 2020
ACT 9.
Scene 2. Courtroom. Bedhamptonshire. Day. (Second day of trial - first day of trial post 897)
As the lights come back up we are back in court for day 2 of the trial. As Judge Drools suspected the press have got a whiff of it and reporters are jammy-packed squashed on the Press Benches. Judge Drools has sent his 2 witches out shopping so that he can concentrate without adjournments. He plans to put this to bed quickly. No doubt this will enhance his fearsome reputation even further. Things have been zooming along. All the Rescuers have been given their sworn accounts of exactly what happened. Araminta Arden has given testimony to the condition of Beggy and Grammy when she took them in. Ma Pastry looked after them both for the short time Araminta was needed in court. Sir Peregrine Otter-Hound has put a powerful case forwards for the Prosecution. To the grave surprise of Judge Drools Elle Belle has been uncommonly quiet in her defence of the Prisoner. Each time a witness was due to be cross examined by her she has announced that she has no questions for them! In many ways this has suited the Judge’s purposes as he wants this done and dusted by 4 o’clock because he has an appointment with his Chiropodist at 5 p.m. He has been in court on many previous occasions and has always admired her for her quick wittedness and incisive court-room techniques. He is starting to wonder to himself what her motives may be by displaying this unaccustomed silence. Sir Peregrine has completed his final summation to the Jury urging them to find the Prisoner guilty as charged for causing untold suffering to many hundreds of puppies and their parents. This is a heinous crime and should carry a long custodial sentence...in his humble opinion. Judge Drools has now directed Elle Belle to give her final summation to the Jury. She rises quickly and placing her thumbs in the lapels on either side of her gown she approaches the Jury and stares at them for a somewhat uncomfortable period of time. She points to the Prisoner who is scratching his chest and chewing gum again. He gives her a thumbs up sign...and another gap-toothed grin.
Elle Belle. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. Like you, I have listened intently to the Prosecution put forward a very powerful case against my client. I agree with every word. Yes he is a vile heap of Shuttlecock. Yes he is a detestable, weak excuse for a degenerate farce-mole. He is a complete and utter Barstool Ladies and Gentlemen. A Barstool in the fullest sense of the word Barstool. Never has such a Barstool appeared in this court. I have not offered a word in his defence because there is no word to defend him. He is indefensible and his nose is shoved so far up his Asparagus that I am here today to defend him to the very worst of my considerable ability. This heap of Shuttlecock deserves the very best of sentence that His Honour can bestow upon him. My learned friend Sir Peregrine is bang on right, members of the Jury! (she faces her client and gives him a hard stare) Knock, knock Prisoner! Who’s there? Frock! Frock who? Frock YOU! This odious miscreant is one tent away from a frocking circus, members of the Jury! I will never rest easy until I have picked every last stick from his Asparagus Patch and shoved it up his Sphinx on that plateau at Giza. If he wore socks I would instruct them to rotate just slightly until they became uncomfortable. I want to destroy his life with the truth. He frocking well deserves no better for the suffering he has caused both to Fur Babies and to their parents. I would draw this monster a picture of the monster he is if only I had brought my crayons! I have two answers to the question IS HE GUILTY? My first answer is YES! My second answer is HELL YES! He sits there in this court imagining he is full of interestingness! If `I could have karma like packages delivered straight to his front door I frocking well would! It’s not that I don’t like him - wait - yes...yes it is. How about a big cup of shut the frock up you devious, egregious, pusillanimous little Scrawncrawler? I used to believe in evolution before I heard all the evidence at this trial. I don’t know what makes him so stupid but whatever it is - it’s really working! He’s a grimy little Booshbag! And this is how many frocks I don’t give if he ever sees the light of freedom again. (She holds up both hands displaying no fingers - she pauses whilst she waits for this to sink in as the Jury think about it. She then assumes what can only be described as a Churchillian stature and with great flourish she delivers her final call to arms in summation to the Jury)
We will fight them on the beaches
We will fight them tooth and nail
We will never rest our gallant quest
Until he’s put in jail
You can keep my wretched bundles
You can shove them in my lockers
We will not rest in this great quest
Until we’ve nailed these FROCKERS!
The Fur Babies and indeed the Jury are sooo tempted to applaud Elle Belle; but they can’t because they may well be found in contempt of court. So they wriggle in their seats in appreciation of her oratory. His Honour really would like a little nap to recover from this compelling diatribe however, he is aware that the Press are present. Very present. So he forges on.
Judge Drools. The Prisoner will please stand! He will now be granted the opportunity to speak for himself. What have you to say? What would you say to all the puppies that have passed through your hands over the years?
The Orchestra strikes up with ’Sorry - Blame It On Me‘ (remix) by AKON. (Incidentally Akon wanted to be here but he’s presently on Tour with Gwen Stefani...). You can listen to it on YouTube if you don’t know it and sing along if you would like to...The Prisoner sings in a somewhat unremarkable scrawny voice...
Sorry for the Puppies that I chose to breed
Sorry all my focus was on greed not need
Sorry for the problems when I sold bad health
Sorry my intentions were for grotesque wealth
Sorry that your mother was over-bred
Sorry that I kept her in a cold dark shed
Sorry that I didn’t love her constantly
Sorry that you’ll put the blame on me
Sorry for the horror of my puppy farm
Sorry for the fear and all the sheer alarm
Sorry that the heartless one was really me
Sorry for conditions you will never see
Don’t expect an honest pedigree
Just give all your hard earned cash to me
Sometimes I will quote The Kennel Club
With documents I bought down at the pub
I understand that I’m the problem
The cash I needed caused despair
I didn’t stop to check his welfare
I didn’t even stop to care
Yet he still wagged his tail to see me
And I ignored his eager eyes
I was too busy making money
There was no room for compromise
And you can put the blame on me
Said, you can put the blame on me
Said, you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
Sorry that I had to cage your dad
Sorry that I stole him and he felt so bad
Sorry that I didn’t care how he would feel
Sorry there was no bowl for his meal
Sorry there was food thrown on the floor
Sorry that I never once shook his paw
Sorry that I had to tie him to a fence
Sorry that his suffering was so immense
Maybe Puppy Farms should all be made
A very good example of illegal trade
If you pull together you could make a stand
To stop the suffering on a scale so grand
If you saw the places pups are bred
You’d maybe lose your mind
And you might lose your head
I don’t have the time for any empathy
So you can put the blame on me
I sell the puppies to my dealers
Who sell them online from their home
As they become the bad-deal sealers
Pretending that the pup’s their own
Why don’t you ask to see the parents?
Why would you order dogs online?
When all my dogs are in such bad health
And all the negligence is mine
So you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
Sorry for the poor health that I’ve sold
Sorry that your pup might not grow old
Sorry for the problems with their ears and bones
Sorry there’s no answers on my mobile phones
Sorry for infections some of them will get
Sorry for the heartache and the way you’ll fret
Sorry for the misery you’ll never see
Sorry that the misery was caused by me
Sorry for the red flags that you missed
Sorry for the noses and the heads you’ve kissed
Sorry for the weakness of a feeble heart
Sorry they all suffer from the same bad start
Sorry for the itchiness of shedding fur
Sorry for the standards that were never there
Now you know the awful things I’ve tried to do
Maybe there’s some blame attached to you
So when you know the the things I do
A bit of blame must hang with you
A bit of blame must hang with you
Within your heart you know it’s true
But you can put that blame on me
You can put that blame on me
You can put that blame on me
Said you can put that blame on me
After this wanton display of ‘couldn’t-care-less‘ Judge Drools looks at the Foreman of the Jury. The Foreman looks at the other 11 members and all signal the judge with a thumbs down sign. Judge Drools bangs his gavel:-
Judge Drools. Guilty as Charged! Send him down!
CURTAIN
Copyright 2020
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She certainly thought this is the same as a cult leader. And felt soooo understood for the first time.
There should be a petition that all influencers should Not be given free food or free pet food. Get enough signatures to have it passed in Parliament.
Lana Ginpour? I am dressing to impress! I can hardly wait - OMG. Have chosen my outfit with great care. Alexander Wang heels, tuxedo suit (a la Melania) but with oversize blazer - no cinching, God forbid. Vuitton petit malle box clutch. Gem will wear her snazzy sausage Christmas collar.S’me...
Just to let those with a Fur Baby(s) in our Panto know - so that you can go and raid your wardrobes in plenty of time - that you will need to get dressed up to the nines on the night of 23rd of December. Why...I hear you ask? Well, there are no tier 4 structures in our Panto - that’s why! So no fabulous Christmas frock needs to go to waste because you will be on stage with your Fur Baby at the Grand FINALE! This will be a glittering occasion. A night to remember. I have booked Lana Ginpour from ‘Dogue’ magazine (some of you may remember her) and given her a front row seat so that she can give a running commentary on all of your outfits for a special broadcast going out live to the nation on the night. I have to tell you that (be still my beating hormones) we have a very special GUEST - I repeat a VERY special GUEST who will be presenting each cast member with an Oopsie to commemorate their stunning theatrical performance. No - I’m afraid I am NOT allowed to tell you who our GUEST is. No - sorry...just can’t...you’ll NEVER guess the GUEST!
I think I can guess the guest - and am sure it’s not Robbie
. The 22 and 23 of December are booked into my (v blank) Calendar and will prove to be the highlights of Christmas- thank you, @Oops, you know me and my daughter are your greatest fans - and send you lots of love and appreciation for your wonderful writing. Wishing you, your daughter and family and Teddy Bear, a very Happy Christmas and sending a huge hug across the airwaves 
Fair enough that they donate a meal for new subscribers but Lydia hasn't subscribed, she said in the Vlog she was recommended butternut box so that’s who she wants to go with and THEY CONTACTED HER. Why are the company contacting millionaires before they have even purchased anything? Charity’s are always in my Facebook feed mentioning their struggles this year and here is lydia accepting free dog food and the friggen company handing it out.
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