Lydia Millen #50 Poor start to Vlogmas, nothing interesting to say; buys bots every day

[Tony_Reno]

That’s what I said on the previous thread. Several people commented this under the vlog too so we’ll see if she takes any notice of the advice - I’m guessing she won’t!

I had a much much larger dog than she's getting and I would NEVER put a collar like that on him! It's going to be so uncomfortable, rub the poor dog's skin and cause all kinds of painful issues. wtf is wrong with her? why does everything have to be about the aesthetic or instagram.

 

[TescoSainsburys]

I had a much much larger dog than she's getting and I would NEVER put a collar like that on him! It's going to be so uncomfortable, rub the poor dog's skin and cause all kinds of painful issues. wtf is wrong with her? why does everything have to be about the aesthetic or instagram.

She has never had a dog, so she is going to make all sorts of initial mistakes, she'll be gifted a smaller one, so don't worry.

 

[Newbieloubie]

Why did I do it? After months of not watching a single video of hers, I caved. And now my blood pressure is through the roof!

Woman!! When will you realise that you are the creator and reason behind your own tears. No one else but you instructed the greenhouse and porch installation. How do you think they would appear, in a poof of magical denial dust?? Let go of the constant perfectionism and you'll live a happier life.

Woman!! You could at least try to seem a little grateful for your team gift. At least some thought went into it, unlike the regifted PR products you'll no doubt give your team. Why make a comment about the fabric as though you're allergic to anything except silk, cashmere and linen? After all, we've seen you in far worse examples of polyester.

Bish, you're a snob. Get over yourself

I'm off to enjoy a modest, mediocre, authentic and RELAXING day in the life of me. And you do you, lovely.

 

[toomuchstuff]

This shot really shows her chin filler. It's practically sliding off her jaw.

All I want to say is "what's with the gormless female looking lovingly and admiringly up at her man" didn't we stop doing this pose 100 years ago ladies.

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

All I want to say is "what's with the gormless female looking lovingly and admiringly up at her man" didn't we stop doing this pose 100 years ago ladies.

Apologies to anyone that has to use one, but this looks like a colostomy bag.

 

[Maisie doats]

FUR BABIES IN THE WOODS

ACT 5

Scence 4. Clearing in the Wood. Day.

As the curtain rises we see our clearing in the wood with the wonderful Christmas tree SR. It’s all starting to look very festive indeed and the eagle-eyed amongst us will notice that several of Our Lurkers beautiful eyes are missing now! The entire Company of 64 are gathered together to welcome some Newcomers. All the Fur Babies do like a good Newcomer. Sherlock; fresh from the shoulder of Ed Sheeran and in great voice tonight skips across the stage holding paws with Charlie - a stunning British Shorthair cat (not to be confused with Charlie (Panda Bear) the Havanese). Smokey carries in a ladder on the top of which lies Maddie; our beautiful new Yorkshire Terrier. Smokey gently helps her onto a comfy bale of hay at the side of the Christmas tree. ASM’s have been told not to move anything on stage since Maddie is now unable to see and we don’t want her to be bumping into anything. She’s a little hard of hearing too, so all the Fur Babies will speak a little louder tonight. A cushion is brought onstage by Stannis in order to help support Maddie’s legs. Maddie has an incredible singing voice, however she hasn’t told anyone about that yet as she is incredibly modest. Tweedles the Yorkie floats onto the Rainbow Bridge holding paws with our new Poodle - Coco. The Company are so happy and delighted to welcome these 4 new Fur Babies. There is much waving and smiling. Casper, the Cocker who loves attention, has been to collect Ma Pastry’s latest cake which has been lovingly baked to celebrate the new arrivals. He only took the tiniest lick of the icing on the journey from her kitchen, so absolutely no-one notices. Casper gives all the new Fur Babies a nice slice of cake. Today, our Fur Babies wish to recount and recite a popular Fur Baby Fairy Tale. Smokey, Sherlock and Buttons step forward and go and stand from left to right on the three dwarf-walls SL of the porch. Roo, Makan and Klaudio each stand on a dwarf-wall SR of the porch. The eagle-eyed amongst us notice that the porch has a new sign nailed over the old sign. It says Dunvloggin’. When everyone is in place a hush falls as a hologram appears CS. Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich - a beautiful Spitz looks out into the audience.

Smokey
Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich the lovely German Spitz
Was prone to temper tantrums and threw many hissy fits
She attached herself to arguments and wantonly chose strife
She had a very stubborn streak and growled her way through life
She always chose the hard and stony path on which to walk
And when she reached a crossroad she would always choose the fork
That led her to a problem - she could never understand
Why life was always difficult and never what she planned

Sherlock
Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich was very fair of face
But no-one seemed to like her - she was always in disgrace
Surely everyone could see the beauty of her coat?
Since no-one gave her praise she learned to keep herself remote
And haughtily and glacially she held her head up high
She never showed her feelings - no-one ever saw her cry
She kept herself quite separate and she never joined the pack
When other dogs gave her their stare she’d just outstare them back

Buttons
Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich was no-one’s dog of choice
Until the day when lost in thought she found she’d lost her voice
This really gave her grief - should she give up - throw in the towel?
How could she live her life without the comfort of her growl?
She felt nervous, unprotected - every dog could smell her fear
And thus by this strange turn of fate a miracle grew near
Without her strident voice she could no longer have her say
And suddenly - from nowhere - other dogs came out to play

Roo
They ran along beside her and admired her lovely form
The bigger dogs protected her - they made sure she was warm
They licked her eyes and nuzzled her and told her that she was
The sweetest natured Spitz they’d ever known - this was because
She’d lost her biting edge - now she was friendlier it seemed
And Eloise was happier than she had ever dreamed
Now Rufus The Retriever with his long and wagging tail
Began to write her letters which he posted in the mail

Another hologram appears next to Eloise - it is Rufus The Golden Retriever

Makan
Her days now spent in merriment without her rasping voice
Made Eloise appealing - she was everybody’s choice
And dear and faithful Rufus with his huge, most ardent heart
Retrieved his heart’s desire by letting Cupid shoot his dart
They made the perfect couple and their beauty was now paired
As Eloise Ich Liebe-Dich - no longer fraught and scared
Took every lead from Rufus - her brave leader of the pack
Who gazed at her so lovingly - as glazed, she gazed right back

Klaudio
Without the stress of loneliness she once more found her voice
And now they‘re paired together as they run and they rejoice
Her voice now soft and gentle - more contrite and more subdued
For Rufus made his mark on her and now she was imbued
With gentle words of love in this reciprocal romance
His love released her true voice giving both of them a chance
And now he speaks the words she never heard and never knew
Rufus - Oh Eloise - Ich Liebe Dich - I really, truly do



CURTAIN




Copyright 2020

You’ve gone and done it now Oops. I’m crying so hard. Thank you so much for having Maddie in the show. I can’t wait to show my husband.

 

[notsoposh]

Who in their right mind does this on camera and actually keeps it in the vlog?
Classy, Lyds ... very classy!
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Classy, as always!

 

[MichiganGal]

She looks like she has a nappy on under her pyjamas trousers
She can pull the trouser legs up to hide the fact they cover her feet all she wants but the length of the sleeves on her arms, gives away how long the pyjamas are on her

My gosh!!! She's all head in that photo.

 

[Chatty Kattie]

I started watching her from about this time I think. I still think she’s a stunning lady but I don’t understand why someone so beautiful felt so insecure she messed so much with her face. Her original nose really suited her.

And so did her original eyebrows. They really showcased her eyes, making her look unique and a bit sultry. The weird new completely overshadow them.

 

[Icemaiden01]

@Oops... You are just wonderful made my donation as my thank you - Stan’s most recent role made me smile so much!

ETA - she was so pretty, she was even a prettier person inside once.... it makes me quite sad to see what she has become

 

[ajd63]

I had a much much larger dog than she's getting and I would NEVER put a collar like that on him! It's going to be so uncomfortable, rub the poor dog's skin and cause all kinds of painful issues. wtf is wrong with her? why does everything have to be about the aesthetic or instagram.

Agreed. I think a fabric collar is much gentler for the dog. We remove our pooch’s collar when he’s in the house. I imagine it must feel like me taking my bra off

 

[MichiganGal]

TRIM YA EYEBROWS!!

She always brushes the one eyebrow up but why?????

 

[Hilary]

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What is going on with the lipstick? Does filler make your lips thicker in the corner or is that natural?

 

[Milking Keynes]

You’ve gone and done it now Oops. I’m crying so hard. Thank you so much for having Maddie in the show. I can’t wait to show my husband.

Just to recap, everyone. In light of @Oops trojan work with 60+ Tattler’s pets and their Oscar worthy performances on the Dogmas Pantomime, we have suggested an Admission Fee of 5eu/pounds to an animal charity of your choice. Dogs Trust accept one-off payments of this small amount and stand for the very core of @Oops message - a dog is not for Christmas - a dog is for life. Dogs Trust visit Primary schools to educate children on exactly this. Our beloved pets have really helped our mental health this challenging year and it’s nice to help those that aren’t feeling the love this Christmas while ours are enjoying the spotlight on stage.

 

[MissMidnight]

FUR BABIES IN THE WOODS

ACT 5

Scence 4. Clearing in the Wood. Day.

As the curtain rises we see our clearing in the wood with the wonderful Christmas tree SR. It’s all starting to look very festive indeed and the eagle-eyed amongst us will notice that several of Our Lurkers beautiful eyes are missing now! The entire Company of 64 are gathered together to welcome some Newcomers. All the Fur Babies do like a good Newcomer. Sherlock; fresh from the shoulder of Ed Sheeran and in great voice tonight skips across the stage holding paws with Charlie - a stunning British Shorthair cat (not to be confused with Charlie (Panda Bear) the Havanese). Smokey carries in a ladder on the top of which lies Maddie; our beautiful new Yorkshire Terrier. Smokey gently helps her onto a comfy bale of hay at the side of the Christmas tree. ASM’s have been told not to move anything on stage since Maddie is now unable to see and we don’t want her to be bumping into anything. She’s a little hard of hearing too, so all the Fur Babies will speak a little louder tonight. A cushion is brought onstage by Stannis in order to help support Maddie’s legs. Maddie has an incredible singing voice, however she hasn’t told anyone about that yet as she is incredibly modest. Tweedles the Yorkie floats onto the Rainbow Bridge holding paws with our new Poodle - Coco. The Company are so happy and delighted to welcome these 4 new Fur Babies. There is much waving and smiling. Casper, the Cocker who loves attention, has been to collect Ma Pastry’s latest cake which has been lovingly baked to celebrate the new arrivals. He only took the tiniest lick of the icing on the journey from her kitchen, so absolutely no-one notices. Casper gives all the new Fur Babies a nice slice of cake. Today, our Fur Babies wish to recount and recite a popular Fur Baby Fairy Tale. Smokey, Sherlock and Buttons step forward and go and stand from left to right on the three dwarf-walls SL of the porch. Roo, Makan and Klaudio each stand on a dwarf-wall SR of the porch. The eagle-eyed amongst us notice that the porch has a new sign nailed over the old sign. It says Dunvloggin’. When everyone is in place a hush falls as a hologram appears CS. Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich - a beautiful Spitz looks out into the audience.

Smokey
Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich the lovely German Spitz
Was prone to temper tantrums and threw many hissy fits
She attached herself to arguments and wantonly chose strife
She had a very stubborn streak and growled her way through life
She always chose the hard and stony path on which to walk
And when she reached a crossroad she would always choose the fork
That led her to a problem - she could never understand
Why life was always difficult and never what she planned

Sherlock
Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich was very fair of face
But no-one seemed to like her - she was always in disgrace
Surely everyone could see the beauty of her coat?
Since no-one gave her praise she learned to keep herself remote
And haughtily and glacially she held her head up high
She never showed her feelings - no-one ever saw her cry
She kept herself quite separate and she never joined the pack
When other dogs gave her their stare she’d just outstare them back

Buttons
Eloise Ich-Liebe-Dich was no-one’s dog of choice
Until the day when lost in thought she found she’d lost her voice
This really gave her grief - should she give up - throw in the towel?
How could she live her life without the comfort of her growl?
She felt nervous, unprotected - every dog could smell her fear
And thus by this strange turn of fate a miracle grew near
Without her strident voice she could no longer have her say
And suddenly - from nowhere - other dogs came out to play

Roo
They ran along beside her and admired her lovely form
The bigger dogs protected her - they made sure she was warm
They licked her eyes and nuzzled her and told her that she was
The sweetest natured Spitz they’d ever known - this was because
She’d lost her biting edge - now she was friendlier it seemed
And Eloise was happier than she had ever dreamed
Now Rufus The Retriever with his long and wagging tail
Began to write her letters which he posted in the mail

Another hologram appears next to Eloise - it is Rufus The Golden Retriever

Makan
Her days now spent in merriment without her rasping voice
Made Eloise appealing - she was everybody’s choice
And dear and faithful Rufus with his huge, most ardent heart
Retrieved his heart’s desire by letting Cupid shoot his dart
They made the perfect couple and their beauty was now paired
As Eloise Ich Liebe-Dich - no longer fraught and scared
Took every lead from Rufus - her brave leader of the pack
Who gazed at her so lovingly - as glazed, she gazed right back

Klaudio
Without the stress of loneliness she once more found her voice
And now they‘re paired together as they run and they rejoice
Her voice now soft and gentle - more contrite and more subdued
For Rufus made his mark on her and now she was imbued
With gentle words of love in this reciprocal romance
His love released her true voice giving both of them a chance
And now he speaks the words she never heard and never knew
Rufus - Oh Eloise - Ich Liebe Dich - I really, truly do



CURTAIN




Copyright 2020

Oh, @Oops... you did it again!
Thank you for giving Sherlock another opportunity to shine in the spotlight.
I just know he’s having the best time being remembered in such a special way.
You are a truly amazing human! xo

 

[Gusber]

@toomuchstuff THANK YOU for posting the titles every day!! I’m so grateful to you. Sometimes I desperately wish we all knew each other in real life but please all know, every morning when I read here, you’re all helping a very lonely, isolated person!! Not looking for sympathy whatsoever but I want you all to know how important this forum and your kindness and sense of fun is to some of us.

Splendid work from @Oops... too! When we were all telling you about our pets the other week, I didn’t because I was really worried she was seriously ill but we’ve now been to the RSPCA vets and she’ll be ok, so I’d like to show you my Miss Milly! A very quiet, timid, tiny little scaredy-cat tortie girl. She’s a rescue cat and is the light of my life. She’s often the only reason I get to use my voice these days because there’s no one else to talk to, especially in these awful times and we dote on each other completely. I’d like to say that she’d love to join in with all the other pets but in all honesty, she’d be scared of them So when the rest of them are up on that stage, Miss Milly would probably go all Garbo on us and only say, “I want to be alone.” Could you work this in somewhere @Oops... ?! Love to you all!!

 

[Renaissance]

Just to recap, everyone. In light of @Oops trojan work with 60+ Tattler’s pets and their Oscar worthy performances on the Dogmas Pantomime, we have suggested an Admission Fee of 5eu/pounds to an animal charity of your choice. Dogs Trust accept one-off payments of this small amount and stand for the very core of @Oops message - a dog is not for Christmas - a dog is for life. Dogs Trust visit Primary schools to educate children on exactly this. Our beloved pets have really helped our mental health this challenging year and it’s nice to help those that aren’t feeling the love this Christmas while ours are enjoying the spotlight on stage.

I've just checked online and Cats protection also accept £5 donations!

ETA - Just made my donation!

@toomuchstuff THANK YOU for posting the titles every day!! I’m so grateful to you. Sometimes I desperately wish we all knew each other in real life but please all know, every morning when I read here, you’re all helping a very lonely, isolated person!! Not looking for sympathy whatsoever but I want you all to know how important this forum and your kindness and sense of fun is to some of us.

Splendid work from @Oops... too! When we were all telling you about our pets the other week, I didn’t because I was really worried she was seriously ill but we’ve now been to the RSPCA vets and she’ll be ok, so I’d like to show you my Miss Milly! A very quiet, timid, tiny little scaredy-cat tortie girl. She’s a rescue cat and is the light of my life. She’s often the only reason I get to use my voice these days because there’s no one else to talk to, especially in these awful times and we dote on each other completely. I’d like to say that she’d love to join in with all the other pets but in all honesty, she’d be scared of them So when the rest of them are up on that stage, Miss Milly would probably go all Garbo on us and only say, “I want to be alone.” Could you work this in somewhere @Oops... ?! Love to you all!!





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Oh what a beautiful girl!! I love torties! When I was very young we had one called Harley and Miss Milly looks just like her

 

[B4rney]

Sorry girls, it’s been a while. A long while. I saw the awful news that she is getting a dog, and a daxie at that... I wonder if she knows what IVDD is... what was the utility room reference?

 

[ajd63]

Just had a moment. When we were talking about what the point was at which we all felt we’d had enough of LEM I knew there was something that really annoyed me that I couldn’t think of. It’s the phrase “I can’t deal”. Not, “I can’t deal with etc.”; just “I can’t deal.”
Not sure why but it grates so much

 

[MissMidnight]

Just to recap, everyone. In light of @Oops trojan work with 60+ Tattler’s pets and their Oscar worthy performances on the Dogmas Pantomime, we have suggested an Admission Fee of 5eu/pounds to an animal charity of your choice. Dogs Trust accept one-off payments of this small amount and stand for the very core of @Oops message - a dog is not for Christmas - a dog is for life. Dogs Trust visit Primary schools to educate children on exactly this. Our beloved pets have really helped our mental health this challenging year and it’s nice to help those that aren’t feeling the love this Christmas while ours are enjoying the spotlight on stage.

@Milking Keynes, this is such a brilliant idea!
We have donated to the Australian RSPCA as our Admission Fee for the truly amazing work @Oops... has done writing such a wonderful tribute to all of our furry loves.
The Dogmas Pantomime has truly become an extravaganza that I know all of us are incredibly grateful for!